I must admit. I enjoy posting on this site more than any other site, VB related or otherwise. Is it because this is like home to me? Just thought I'd make that known.
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I must admit. I enjoy posting on this site more than any other site, VB related or otherwise. Is it because this is like home to me? Just thought I'd make that known.
Get lost. We don't like your type around here :mad:
I love this site so much, and everyone on it that I frequently have wet dreams over it.
BEAT THAT
I use your underwear as an oxygen mask.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
I love this site so much, and everyone on it that I frequently have wet dreams over it.
BEAT THAT
Actually I wear Gingernuts underwear so you must be getting it third hand.
MMMmmm
My keyboard is wearing out as a result of the friction caused by my jeans.Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
I use your underwear as an oxygen mask.
I love this site so much I have a rectal prolapse every morning at the thought of going to work and making use of there fast connection.
My first view of the opening page often causes me to have seizures usually resulting in my calostomy bag breaking open and spilling all over the office floor.
I often Vomit with anticipation and ejaculate in Gingernuts underpants before handing them over to our beloved host and administrator the Irish champion. slayer of dragons "plenderj
".
I have a HOLE in my monitor, customized for VBF.
BEAT THAT!!
I actually don't exist independantly of the VBF database.
I am a part of VBF.
Does the glass from the Cathode Ray Tube not hurt or do you have a posh plasma screen for more penile pleasure.Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
I have a HOLE in my monitor, customized for VBF.
BEAT THAT!!
Well if you dont exist then can I shag your imaginary girlfriend??Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
I actually don't exist independantly of the VBF database.
I am a part of VBF.
yes
I am VBF.Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
I actually don't exist independantly of the VBF database.
I am a part of VBF.
So does that make Jamie your love child? :confused:
I post a couple of times a day.
But i am extremely scared of ever meeting any of you. :eek: :eek: :eek:
I power vbf with my super brain, without power vbf is nothing, so bow down to MEEEEEE!!! :) :) :) :)
I am a dead object waiting to be garbage-collected. I just heard rumours the system is about to crash, and if I am not garbage-collected, I shall just rot in this 4032 bytes block :mad: :(
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lol :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pc_Madness
So does that make Jamie your love child? :confused:
Your my heroQuote:
Originally posted by MartinLiss
I am VBF.
Can you type a bit faster then, cause it is getting slow sometimes.Quote:
Originally posted by MartinLiss
I am VBF.
Well you can try, but you'd get an imaginary frying pan across the head ;)Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Well if you dont exist then can I shag your imaginary girlfriend??
:mad: :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Your my hero
I love this site so much I would rather eat my own turd then close down Explorer.
I'd rather have a large, family sized umbrella opened up inside my rectum than close this window.
Lets put the last to to the test shall we???? :) :) :) :)
I will just go and find a large umbrella and fish in VB's toilet :D :D :D
Use Mendhak's , it doesn't matter its in his rectum.
At least you got your umbrella.
Got to go, mum has made froglegs to eat.
YUM YUM
:p
LOL where did you get that from :D :D :D :D :D :D
Ya know, when one orders frogs legs in a restaurant, they're not green.
Just looks like really thin chicken wings.
And they taste of chicken too, but with an aftertaste of fish.
Which is quite unpleasant I might add.
Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
LOL where did you get that from :D :D :D :D :D :D
From my mom , she always give a picture of what she made for supper.
Yea it is definitly an irish man who made it.Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Ya know, when one orders frogs legs in a restaurant, they're not green.
Just looks like really thin chicken wings.
And they taste of chicken too, but with an aftertaste of fish.
Which is quite unpleasant I might add.
His french isn't right eather.
But what the heck , the joke did come over like it should.
Quick info
coocked for souper.
its cooked for supper
coocked could be considered a mispelling and considered rude
or that a male dog has lifted its leg to take a piss :D :D :D
I wouldnt want to try them anyway, hell the French eat dogs and horses :eek: :eek: :eek:
Who said it is in France ??
The picture 's text is misspelled , that was my point not where I eat my diner and other meals.
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Didn't i told you to stop barking when i'm speaking.
Freaking dog.
LOL...
Ok, you can stop talking about frog legs now. I'll close this thread otherwise.
go ahead close the thread you grumpy frog :D :D :D :D
Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
LOL...
Ok, you can stop talking about frog legs now. I'll close this thread otherwise.
talk talk talk , i thought you were a frog , you sound like a chicken
where's his french not right?Quote:
Originally posted by swatty
Yea it is definitly an irish man who made it.
His french isn't right eather.
But what the heck , the joke did come over like it should.
I've just shat my pants with excitement over this forum.