Why should people only feel arty? :p
Anyone who feels farty, can come to this thread and relieve himself of the air :D:D:D
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Why should people only feel arty? :p
Anyone who feels farty, can come to this thread and relieve himself of the air :D:D:D
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ahhhhhhhhh
i feel much better now
wait... here comes another one.....
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1355553
i had to sleep on the sofa last night because i was going real nasty ones.
I just thought about it today and I think I release an average number of 13 farts each day... :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
i had to sleep on the sofa last night because i was going real nasty ones.
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Originally posted by honeybee
I just thought about it today and I think I release an average number of 13 farts each day... :eek:
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from The Microbiology of Belches and Farts
The average person passes gas about 10 to 15 times a day (some just do it more quietly than others).
There was a young girl of la Plata
Who was widely renowned as a farter.
Her deafening reports
At the Argentine sports
Made her much in demand as a starter.
There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
When you'd least expect 'em
They'd burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon!!
Fart Fact:
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(I am currently completing my thesis on farts :) )
Ho ho ho ho :D:D
Just passed twice while laughing :D
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Do it over New Jersey please. :)
Don't worry, experince tells me they are not as nasty as the WMDs :DQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Do it over New Jersey please. :)
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it stinks here enough already thank youQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Do it over New Jersey please. :)
Looks like I have got competition ;)Quote:
Originally posted by kleinma
it stinks here enough already thank you
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ever see that howard stern episode where the kid farted 250 something times in 5 minutes?>
http://www.bifcomix.com/methman1.htm
Methane man
No, but I saw the one where they had him fart in the face of a guy who claimed he could read the future from someone's crack .:D :DQuote:
Originally posted by kleinma
ever see that howard stern episode where the kid farted 250 something times in 5 minutes?>