Dear Design Team

Dear Design Team,

If you are the person/s responsible for the new layout of this web site, I am sorry to inform you that you should be fired without notice. I have an 8 year old brother who could blow your design skills out of the water with a magic marker and a table cloth. I understand the need for advertising to keep a web site profitable, however you need to keep in mind that it aggrivates the hell out of people when it is done poorly. I am sorry if I am offending you but sometime in your life you must realize that you suck at your job and need to find a new one.

happy fooking New Year
BG

PS: I apologize for the spelling and all but I'm in a hurry.

LMAO

That is gold. :D