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Mendhak realizes he can make 1 whole cigarette from seven cigarette butts. He finds 49 Cigarette butts. How many whole cigarettes can he make?
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Mendhak is in a boat, in the middle of the ocean. All he has is one cigarette and he wants to smoke that. But, all he has in the boat is just that cigarette, nothing else. How does he manage to smoke? (There is an answer)
1. 7
2. Heat utility in pocket.
1. Wrong... think again ;)Quote:
Originally posted by DiGiTaIErRoR
1. 7
2. Heat utility in pocket.
2. Nothing. He has nothing but the boat and the cigarette. The boat can't be used to make fire either, btw.
You're an idiot.Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
1. Wrong... think again ;)
2. Nothing. He has nothing but the boat and the cigarette. The boat can't be used to make fire either, btw.
aah..
1. 8 cigarettes. I make 7 out of the 49, and after smoking those 7, I make one more cigarette out of THOSE remaining butts.
2. I need to light the cigarette, and I have nothing else on the boat. So I jump out of the boat, and it becomes lighter.
:)
Mad Hatter has five fingers...Four of them are down and one is up, the two on the right are down and the two on the left are down...Which is up?
The middle one and it's aimed at frog:p
lmao at the frog logicQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
aah..
1. 8 cigarettes. I make 7 out of the 49, and after smoking those 7, I make one more cigarette out of THOSE remaining butts.
2. I need to light the cigarette, and I have nothing else on the boat. So I jump out of the boat, and it becomes lighter.
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The first one was easy =P.
Z.
And the second one was the poorest form of pseudo-humour, something that looks funny but isn't humour, which even I with my half-charged brain cells wouldn't attempt to crack :rolleyes:
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Yeah but Mendhak has an 8th of your brain capacity to work with:pQuote:
Originally posted by honeybee
And the second one was the poorest form of pseudo-humour, something that looks funny but isn't humour, which even I with my half-charged brain cells wouldn't attempt to crack :rolleyes:
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You must be kidding. I don't think anybody could have that small a brain....Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Yeah but Mendhak has an 8th of your brain capacity to work with:p
except frogs :rolleyes: :p
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Well Mendhak IS a frog:p He has 0.0625 brain cells:pQuote:
Originally posted by honeybee
You must be kidding. I don't think anybody could have that small a brain....
except frogs :rolleyes: :p
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Amazingly witty and saracastic skills you got there, people. Either that, or you were too stupid.
And we know which one's right ;)
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Amazingly witty and saracastic skills you got there, people. Either that, or you were too stupid.
And we know which one's right ;)
I am guessing the second statement is right......Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Amazingly witty and saracastic skills you got there, people. Either that, or you were too stupid.
And we know which one's right ;)
But I don't trust myself :rolleyes: :p
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Merry Christmas to you. :)
Oh alright merry christmas to you too:D
1. At the time he could only make 7. After he smoked the 7 he made would be a different time, and a different problem.Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
aah..
1. 8 cigarettes. I make 7 out of the 49, and after smoking those 7, I make one more cigarette out of THOSE remaining butts.
2. I need to light the cigarette, and I have nothing else on the boat. So I jump out of the boat, and it becomes lighter.
:)
2. You said how does he smoke the cigarette, not how does he make it lighter.
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How does he manage to smoke?
1. The question was 'how many whole cigarettes can he make,' which means that it is not necessary to count the number of cigarettes made at that span of time.Quote:
Originally posted by DiGiTaIErRoR
1. At the time he could only make 7. After he smoked the 7 he made would be a different time, and a different problem.
2. You said how does he smoke the cigarette, not how does he make it lighter.
2. How does he manage to smoke... he makes it lighter, get it... a lighter? He used a lighter to light the cigarette? It's a pun.
Hate me enough already? :D
all your riddles are belong to us
Leave ma joints and yoo be safe man.Quote:
Originally posted by kleinma
all your riddles are belong to us
i got some spun in green papers just for uQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Leave ma joints and yoo be safe man.
Yo jiggy. Groovy. :cool:
Each frog has 4 legs. The two front legs can make 1 whole leg worth to eat. Now... I have 5 mendhaks how many whole legs are there to eat? And how much can we smoke out of them?
im gunna smoke crack out of a frog leg tonightQuote:
Originally posted by Q_Me
Each frog has 4 legs. The two front legs can make 1 whole leg worth to eat. Now... I have 5 mendhaks how many whole legs are there to eat? And how much can we smoke out of them?
Perhaps if you say it this way:Quote:
2. I need to light the cigarette, and I have nothing else on the boat. So I jump out of the boat, and it becomes lighter.
2. I need to light the cigarette, and I have nothing else on the boat. So I jump out of the boat, and it becomes a little lighter.
Ba-Da Bump!
:p
but if you jumped into the water you'd get a cig wet, and anyone thats ever tried lighting a wet cig knows its not a pleasent experience, especially when your trying not to drown while at the same time smoking... that leaves you with two legs to stay up with, one holding the cig, one attempting to dry it out and then light it... so your logic is flawed... or som ething
True, but you're implying that I'd sink in completely. It's possible to stay afloat on the water, without getting the cig wet.Quote:
Originally posted by Skitchen8
but if you jumped into the water you'd get a cig wet, and anyone thats ever tried lighting a wet cig knows its not a pleasent experience, especially when your trying not to drown while at the same time smoking... that leaves you with two legs to stay up with, one holding the cig, one attempting to dry it out and then light it... so your logic is flawed... or som ething
NotLKH
I need to light the cigarette, and I have nothing else on the boat. So I jump out of the boat, and it becomes a little lighter.
Happy? :D
Why on earth, I mean in the water, would a frog need a boat?
An intelligent frog would simply carry a proper lighter instead of a bulky boat... :rolleyes:
Also I don't think the boat would be enough of a lighter if it were rid of a frog. Now, if the boat was a paper-made one like the 10-year olds here make in rains, it could be a hell of a lighter!
:p
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I'm sure the boat weighs the same as when you were in it. Althought the frog-cigarette system extracts from the frog-cig-boat system.
The change in weight of the boat? 0.
Although, with your fat ass out of it it I'm sure it would become more buoyant.
;)
In this case, by applying a littlle bit of logic (you know... logic?), it would be easily understood that this is a medium sized boat. And the removal of any object off the boat would mean that the boat has become lighter.Quote:
Originally posted by Honeybee
Also I don't think the boat would be enough of a lighter if it were rid of a frog. Now, if the boat was a paper-made one like the 10-year olds here make in rains, it could be a hell of a lighter!
See, you contradict yourself. By implying that I have a fat rear end, it means that I have a considerable amount of weight, and therefore the boat does become lighter.Quote:
Originally posted by DiGiTaIErRoR
I'm sure the boat weighs the same as when you were in it. Althought the frog-cigarette system extracts from the frog-cig-boat system.
The change in weight of the boat? 0.
Although, with your fat ass out of it it I'm sure it would become more buoyant.
;)
:)
Happy Yule to you two. :D