Lame Programming

Let's join our varyingly limited intellects and make the absolute lamest VB program ever!!!

We'll distribute it as a shareware, and charge heavy fees to any people stupid enough to want the full version, which will simply be a new splash screen with "full version" written on it.

:)

count me in.. where do we start?

I'll start you off...

VB Code:

Public Sub Main()
' Put some code in here...
 
End Sub

VB Code:

Public Sub Main()
  Do
  Loop
End Sub

but we want the user to be able to do *something* with it...

VB Code:

Public Sub Main()
    Dim i As Integer
 
    Do While i <= 10
        MsgBox "Loading... (" & i & "secs remaining)"
        i = i + 1
    Loop
End Sub

VB Code:

Public Sub Main()
    Dim i As Integer
 
    Do While i <= 10
        MsgBox "Loading... (" & i & "secs remaining)"
        i = i + 1
    Loop
 
MsgBox "Loaded! Congratulations!"
Msgbox "Press OK to continue, or Cancel to go on."
 
End Sub

VB Code:

Public Sub Main()
    Dim i As Integer
 
    Do While i <= 10
        MsgBox "Loading... (" & i & "secs remaining)"
        i = i + 1
    Loop
 
MsgBox "Loaded! Congratulations!"
Msgbox "Press OK to continue, or Cancel to go on."
 
If vbOK = 1 Then
    Form1.Show
Else
    End
End If
End Sub

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That is the most irritating thing I ever saw. Dammit.

So do NOT click here

How about this:

VB Code:

Dim NumberHits(2) As Long
 
Private Sub cmdBut_Click(Index As Integer)
Dim I As Long
Dim R_Num As Long
Randomize
R_Num = Int(Rnd * 200) Mod 2
Select Case Index
    Case 2
        For I = 0 To 2
            NumberHits(I) = 0
        Next I
        lblHit(0) = "Number Right: 0"
        lblHit(1) = "Number Wrong: 0"
        lblHit(2) = "Psychic Rating: 0 out of 100"
    Case Else
        NumberHits(2) = NumberHits(2) + 1
        If R_Num = Index Then
            NumberHits(0) = NumberHits(0) + 1   'Right
        Else
            NumberHits(1) = NumberHits(1) + 1   'Right
        End If
        lblHit(0) = "Number Right: " & NumberHits(0)
        lblHit(1) = "Number Wrong: " & NumberHits(1)
        lblHit(2) = "Psychic Rating: " & Int(100 * (NumberHits(0) / NumberHits(2))) & " out of 100"
End Select
End Sub
 
Private Sub Form_Load()
    Call cmdBut_Click(2)
End Sub

Throw in a Msg(100) string array with various comments,
And it should be easily marketable.

At lets say a Buck a pop, who wouldn't love it!
;)

Quote:

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Originally posted by mendhak

VB Code:

Public Sub Main()
    Dim i As Integer
 
    Do While i <= 10
        MsgBox "Loading... (" & i & "secs remaining)"
        i = i + 1
    Loop
 
MsgBox "Loaded! Congratulations!"
Msgbox "Press OK to continue, or Cancel to go on."
 
End Sub

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LOL that was f***en hilarious dude, and im not even stoned lmao.

i thought this was going to be a collaboration from all of us (like the thread where everyone adds a bit to a story), rather than just posting your own thing. :(

well start another but lay down a few rules in the first post first... :)

can't be arsed ;)

Allright, I'll start a new one:

VB Code:

Option Explicit

okies

VB Code:

Option Explicit
Dim x as Integer

:)

VB Code:

Option Explicit
Dim x as Integer
On Error Resume Next

Your message box is faulty. It should read :

VB Code:

MsgBox "Continue ? Press 'yes' for no and 'no' for yes, 'cancel' for both.", vbOkOnly, "The Twilight zone"

VB Code:

Option Explicit
 
Public Sub Main()
  Dim x as Integer
 
  On Error Resume Next
 
End Sub

VB Code:

Option Explicit
 
Public Sub Main()
  Dim x as Integer
 
  On Error Resume Next
 
  x = x / 0
End Sub

VB Code:

Option Explicit
 
Public Sub Main()
  Dim x as Integer
 
  On Error Resume Next
 
  x = x / 0
  if x > 0 then Msgbox "There is something wrong with your calculation!"
End Sub

VB Code:

Option Explicit
 
Public Sub Main()
  Dim x As Integer
  Dim y As Long
 
  On Error Resume Next
 
  x = x / 0
 
  If Err Then
    y = 40000
  End If
 
  if x > 0 then Msgbox "There is something wrong with your calculation!"
 
End Sub

VB Code:

'Module 1
Option Explicit
 
Public Sub Main()
  Dim x As Long
  Dim y As Long
 
  On Error Resume Next
 
  x = x / 0
 
  If Err Then
    y = 40000
  End If
 
  If x > 0 then Msgbox "There is something wrong with your calculation!"
 
  y = y
  If y = y = True Then x = y
  If x = y And y = x Then
    x = x
 
    'impress the user with amazing graphical abilities
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
  End If
End Sub
 
'Form1
Option Explicit
 
Private Sub Form_Load()
 
End Sub

I say you should inform the user early on about terminating the app:

VB Code:

MsgBox "Welcome! To terminate the application at anytime, press the X button ( not the one on your calculator). You can also shot down windows to terminate the program."

VB Code:

'Module 1
Option Explicit
 
Public Sub Main()
  Dim x As Long
  Dim y As Long
 
  On Error Resume Next
 
  x = x / 0
 
  If Err Then
    y = 40000
  End If
 
  If x > 0 then Msgbox "There is something wrong with your calculation!"
 
  y = y
  If y = y = True Then x = y
  If x = y And y = x Then
    x = x
 
    'impress the user with amazing graphical abilities
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
    Unload Form1
    Form1.Show
  End If
End Sub
 
'Form1
Option Explicit
 
Private Sub Form_Load()
While Msgbox ("Click the cancel button to start the application",Vbokonly or vbInformation, "<Title goes here>") <> VbCancel
Wend
 
End Sub

When do we start distributing the full version for high fees?

whoa whoa, im the lamest programmer


Private Sub Form_Load()

Unload Me

End Sub