John Major's nob.
:D
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John Major's nob.
:D
Fantastic, but how do you know it's gray?
*slap - just laugh at the joke....Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Fantastic, but how do you know it's gray?
I really fancy Juventus for the Champions League, but they need some sterner opposition IMO... :p
I could see that one coming:DQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
John Major's nob.
:D
Really NW, eye to eye were you.;)Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
I could see that one cuming:D
Hey, go easy on the guy. He was almost funny.Quote:
Originally posted by Pickler
Really NW, eye to eye were you.;)
Buzzkill to standup.
:D
Apparently this story came about due to a major cock-up!
If he Fu**ed his Grandmother than he could have had some Nan with his curry.
:D
Here's a few more jokes:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
Two tampons walking along, why weren't they talking to each other?
Because they're both stuck up c*nts.
How do you get a one arms Irish-man out of a tree?
Wave to him.
Politely, if you still want to remember where your kneecaps are, funnyboy...Quote:
Originally posted by AirScape17
How do you get a one arms Irish-man out of a tree?
You will have to forgive him Gaffer.
He comes from Milton Keynes.
Southern Softies with dodgy sexuality.
Racism AND homophobia all in one thread! :pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Southern Softies with dodgy sexuality.
Are people from Milton Keynes a different race?
I suppose they must be.
Homaphobic!! :confused:
Are all people from Milton Keynes Gay?
Nothing like a little New Labour Political Correctness to help me bring up my lunch.:D