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Aug 13th, 2002, 10:11 AM
Gaffer

Goodie

This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees.

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To: All Corporate Employees Subject: Copier! Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM PLEASE PLEASE please please please - I am begging here - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier. PLEASE be really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner. Thanks for your help.

:D
Aug 13th, 2002, 10:13 AM
barrk

:eek: I just adore well placed typos! :D
Aug 13th, 2002, 10:43 AM
Jack Daniels

:D :D :D :D
couldn't have said it betta myself.
Aug 13th, 2002, 10:45 AM
Slaine

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which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner

Ladies don't let this give you any ideas.

Domestic equipment is solely for domestic chores.
Aug 13th, 2002, 11:27 AM
barrk

yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles :rolleyes:
Aug 13th, 2002, 11:28 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by barrk
yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles :rolleyes:

I thought that was just our little secret Katie :eek: ;)
Aug 13th, 2002, 11:30 AM
barrk

I try not to have secrets.....it gets in the way of fun too many times!
Aug 13th, 2002, 12:46 PM
parksie

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Originally posted by barrk
yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles :rolleyes:

Nice mental image there :)
Aug 13th, 2002, 12:47 PM
barrk

I thought you'd enjoy it! ;) :D
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:11 PM
V(ery) Basic

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Originally posted by parksie
Nice mental image there :)

I've got the whole lesbian shower scene going in my head, massaging shower head, lots of lather, rubbing, stroking, 'oohing' and 'ahhing'.

My day is made.

Thanks Katie ;)
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:12 PM
barrk

My pleasure! ;)
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:17 PM
V(ery) Basic

Oh mine too, don't worry about it.
Aug 13th, 2002, 01:46 PM
barrk

If you don't know already I don't think I should tell you!
Aug 13th, 2002, 02:16 PM
rinoaheartilly

LOL :D
Aug 13th, 2002, 10:01 PM
DragonFly

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Originally posted by barrk
yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles :rolleyes:

God I love those things;):D

Had one in the last place we lived... I miss it very much :( hehe