... outta my window cackling away... now why do the magpies come from everywhere to try and bully them?
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... outta my window cackling away... now why do the magpies come from everywhere to try and bully them?
You got a window? :(
Are they attacking your rendering?
I used to have a 'seen better days' wooden railing on my wrap around balcony... wasnt the safest thing in the world.. well wasnt that bad.. but the good thing was that the kookies, lorikeets etc could hang about on it and chew the fat.
Now I have a whiz bang beautiful metal railing with groovy curves, colour etc and none of the birds can land on it cos they slip off... that's progress I think :)
They won't if you shoot them.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
..now why do the magpies come from everywhere to try and bully them?
Yeah but i only have a shotty on the gun rack of my truck... itd make a mess of everything in the vicinity...Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
They won't if you shoot them.
Note for DF... have u seen the Craic (it was on last night) and the scene where the IRA guy shoots the cane toad that is in his car?? :D :D lol nearly fell off my lounge laughing :D
OK what you need is some small pieces of real sponge and tins of cat food. Mix them together and when the magpies eat it it will exapand in their crops and kill them.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Yeah but i only have a shotty on the gun rack of my truck... itd make a mess of everything in the vicinity...
It will also have the benefit of taking care of any cats as well.:)
But how does that help me with the Mormons?
Nail all the dead bodies onto your front door, then tell the next mormon to call you worship the devil, that will be the end of your problems.;)Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
But how does that help me with the Mormons?
when the missionaries come to your door just answer it naked with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth and a cup of coffee in your hand. They won't be back!
... and most days of the week I see a big cocky :)