Close USA borders to Arab world?
Perhaps USA should drastically reduce visits and immigration from the Arab world until the threat of terrorism goes away.
I recently read an article which claimed that there are nearly 100,000 people from the Arab world coming to the USA each year. Some on temporary Visas, some as students, some as tourists, and some as immigrants.
If we shut our borders, it should motivate many Arabs to aid us in tracking down terrorists. Obviously, it would make it more difficult for terrorists to operate inside our borders.
Our government was willing to incarcerate American citizens of Japanese ancestry during World War two, which was outrageous in the absence of any evidence that they were potential spies or saboteurs. If we did that, why not get rid of Arabs who are not citizens?
Coiincidentally, someone just emailed me this
An American Airlines flight enroute from Los Angeles was diverted to Kansas City yesterday when a passenger was noticed attempting to light a fuse protruding from his rectum.
Flight Attendant Bunny Miller said she noticed the man seated in an aisle seat leaning forward and holding a cigarette lighter behind his legs. "I though he was just trying to light a fart," said Miller, "like our pilots are always doing on layovers. Then I saw this string-like thing hanging from his ass, and I got scared." She immediately called for assistance. Several male passengers subdued the man before he was able to light the fuse.
The passenger, Mohammed Bin Ali El Batout Nabeel Sin Abba Rahim Mansour Ali Baba, Age 25, was carrying fourteen passports from various countries throughout the middle east. Asked why he had stuffed himself full of plastic explosives, Ali Baba stated, "I was planning to blow the chit out of the plane. I wanted show that we are a peace loving people."
Airport security agents in Los Angeles remembered seeing Ali Baba as he boarded American flight 90. They were a bit concerned because his name would not fit on the front of the ticket, he was wearing a checkered tablecloth as a hat, looked like he was ready to kill someone, was reading an Al Quaeda
training manual and had on a 'F**k America' teeshirt.
According to Federal Airport Security standards, however, individuals cannot be profiled for additional security simply because they are young, middle-eastern men.
The security supervisor, Leroy Jackson, said he was somewhat concerned with the way Ali Baba walked. "Hell, man, the guy waddled like he had a stick of dynamite up his ass! Had I not been on the phone with my probation officer, I might have checked this guy out some more. But, we want and need complete diversity in our passenger screening," stated Jackson.
Federal officials are now referring to this latest terrorist attempt as a 'butt bomb'. "I'm not sure how were going to check for 'butt bombs'," stated Jackson.
Re: Close USA borders to Arab world?
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Originally posted by Guv
Perhaps USA should drastically reduce visits and immigration from the Arab world until the threat of terrorism goes away.
Now there's a thing - let's ban all Americans from the UK. The amount of money funded to Noraid justifies it....
Re: Time for an old joke....
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Originally posted by Jim Brown
Guy at the immigration counter somewhere in Oz gets asked by the official: "G'Day, Mate. Streuth, Blue. Tie me kangaroo down Sport (...and other Oz type epithets) D'you have a criminal record?"
And so the guy says "No. Didn't know you still needed one"
:D
OK guys - so who is going the break it to Guv:
(1) Last time anyone tried the stunt that you were talking about was in Germany in the 1930's.
(2) America is sliding into a depression. Just what everone needs to have all US middle-east holdings seized and the US driven out of the middle east.
(3) Countries like Kazakhstan still have nukes http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/kazakhstan/ . If Islamic countries start to go down one by one to any foriegn power who is betting that these are not going to get handed out to other counties.
Hands up who wants to try to be more irrational in a tit-for-tat with these people?
PS. Guv - as you were asking my screen-name is named after Larry Niven's 'Ratcats'