I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.
God Almighty this will be number 6.
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I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.
God Almighty this will be number 6.
Congratulations are in order ?
Yes, the initial shock is wearing off now.Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Congratulations are in order ?
Must buy a television tho'.:cool:
Congrats Mr. Super Sperm :cool:
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Originally posted by plenderj
Congratulations are in order ?
Sounds like the snip is in order!
Time to get your bollocks chopped mate! :D
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Originally posted by GlenW
I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.
God Almighty this will be number 6.
The dog pregnant again is it? :D
Congratulations Glen! and Good luck!
congrats
5 months pregnant!
5 bloody months - the little darling is due in October.
Thanks for the congrats, but brandy would have been better, lots of it.
And the snip is looking a definite possibility, unless I can get some reinforced condoms, that encompass my whole lower body.
What? She's only just told you?:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
5 months pregnant!
5 bloody months -
I had the snip a couple of years ago.
Just thought I'd let you know :)
She only just found out.
She's been on a diet for the last month 'cos she was putting on a bit weight.
I don't really want to go into too much detail about why she thought she wasn't pregnant, thing happening that get your lower face stained you know. But the doc reckons that can happen.
I'm terrified at the idea, whats it like?Quote:
Originally posted by Guru
I had the snip a couple of years ago.
Just thought I'd let you know :)
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Originally posted by GlenW
I'm terrified at the idea, whats it like?
Nothing to worry about.
No, really! :D
So afterwards, what does your man milk look like?Quote:
Originally posted by Guru
Nothing to worry about.
No, really! :D
Is it the same?
Yup!Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
So afterwards, what does your man milk look like?
Is it the same?
I think so....
Your plums stop hurting after a couple of weeks or so as well ;)
Had it done too, everything works the same, except I guess I got a lot of little boys down there with headaches now :D running into that dead end all the time.Quote:
Originally posted by Guru
Yup!
I think so....
Your plums stop hurting after a couple of weeks or so as well ;)
OK am I reading this right? Your wife wants you to believe that you made her pregnant over the phone and that the pool does actually need cleaning every day?Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time.
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Originally posted by beachbum
and that the pool does actually need cleaning every day?
.... and come to think of it, who ever heard of a pool in bloody Newcastle.
Anyway Glen, have a Brown on me mate.
What f\/cking pool you on about? :confused:
Oh! hang on you must be on about our pool cleaner!
In Newcastle!
The only pool cleaner we need is to clean up after son No4.
Bloody swimming pools in Newcastle? You've obviously never been here. They would freeze over in the summer.
You're skating on thin ice buddy!! ... oops wrong thread...Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
Bloody swimming pools in Newcastle? You've obviously never been here. They would freeze over in the summer.
6!!! Godamm I don't even want one!!
Congrats!Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.
God Almighty this will be number 6.
Sorry, but where exactly did GlenW say that he wanted them?Quote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
6!!! Godamm I don't even want one!!
;)
There are times, there are times.Quote:
Originally posted by Guru
Sorry, but where exactly did GlenW say that he wanted them?
;)
Hope this ones a girl.
I've got enough with tails.
When is s/he due?
Early October, but she is normally very early (3 weeks) so it could be middle of September.:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
When is s/he due?