ACME Physics Supply Shop

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                  ACME PHYSICS SUPPLY SHOP
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Frictionless Surfaces                      only $4.95 per square meter!

Inextensible Massless Rope                  only $1.99 per meter!

Point Masses                                only $1.39 per kilogram!

Massless, Zero-Volume Paint                   
  --Perfect for labeling those                *** SOLD OUT ***
    pesky electrons so you can
    keep them straight!

Frictionless Pulleys                        only $2.00 ea.

Massless Pulleys                            only $4.49 ea.

Frictionless, Massless Pulleys              regularly $10.00, now only
                                                $7.49 !

Ideal Springs                                $.75 and up

Ideal Gas
        -monatomic                          $5.00 per liter *
        -diatomic                          $7.50 per liter *
        -triatomic                          $10.00 per liter *

* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.

Magnetic Monopoles                          $1.25 ea.
  --Great Party Jokes!
    Thousands of Possibilities!
    Annoy that theoretician in your family!

Perfect Voltmeter                          only $99.99

Perfect Ammeter                            only $159.99

Special Sale:
        Buy Ammeter, get Voltmeter for half price!

700 W Perfect Refrigerator                  only $899.99

Zero-Resistance Wire
        --Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability

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From http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html :D