Mergers - Good or Bad?

RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS
New Delhi, India — Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers


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next up : the Christbuds

But never, alas, the CathProds.

And those French with their ProdLics. It's like totally grossexy.