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HEY YOU THERE !
THIS IS THE REALLY LOUD THREAD READY-MADE FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED ON THIS BOARD !
WELCOME AT VBF AND HAVE A GOOD STAY.
BEAKER WILL GET YOU A BEER, IAN A SHERRY, BONKER SOME FRESH FISH AND BB A HOT NIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET (FORGO THE LAST IF YOU'RE MALE. WE WILL NOT MOP UP YOUR SPILT LUNCH)
ANYWAY, HAVE A NICE STAY AND KEEP OUT OF THE SUN. IT MIGHT FRY YOUR BRAIN :D
SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CAN'T HERE YOU
WHUT ???!!!
FOUR CANDLES PLEASE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*hearing aid*
FOOK HANDLES ??? THIS IS A RESPECTABLE SHOP SIR, WE DON'T SELL SUCH FILTH AROUND HERE !!! :mad:
Father Jack says...
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1016769
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN THE SHOP IS CALLED WALLIES SEX EMPORIUM
READ THE SIGN AGAIN, YOU IDIOT ! IT SAYS "WALLY'S SAX EMPIRE" ! NOW BE GONE FROM MY SHOP PLEASE ! :mad:
WHAT'S THAT, YOU WANT SEX WITH THE ENTIRE BRITISH EMPIRE ? HELLO SAILOR, YOU SLAG
tihs thread = teh gh3yness
EH ? A YELLOW SAILOR YOU'VE SNOGGED ? WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT ?
FOOK OFF BACK TO TURTLE TIPS YOU ***** :p
WALLY, YOU'RE ON A YELLOW SAILOR? HUH?
IAN...YOU LIKE TO FOOK *****S AT TURTLETIPS?
:D
WHO FOOKS A TURTLE AROUND HERE ? IS FULLBERK BACK ON BOARD THEN ?
I haven't talked this loud since the last time I was in church. What's with the giant words?
I want some pancakes
:)
Will You All STFU - Some of us are trying to kip ...err...work.:mad:
YOU'RE TRYING TO SKIP WHILST AT WORK ? U = TEH FAG00T
Can't tell whether that was your poor attempt at leet or your normal spelling. Twot :p
I don't want to alarm you Wally, but I think that sperm is deadQuote:
I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, YOU PERVERT :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
I just want to inform you Wally, but I think my sperm is dead
:confused:
Wally the beer's warm mate!!! :)
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Originally posted by Beacon
Wally the beer's warm mate!!! :)
WELL LEAVE IT IN THE FRIDGE THEN ;)
FECK THUS;)
ARSE ! (reprise)
I'VE HAD ENOUGH SERIOUS THREADS FOR ONE DAY!!
LET'S GET NAKED AND HAVE A PARTY!!!!
YiPPEE
Aww Katie ! Can you explain to certain members around here what "piss take" means ? I'm tired of having to explain myself
;) :D
IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, CHANCES ARE THE SUCCESS RATE IS VERYYYY LIMITED!
YOU EITHER GET IT OR YOU DON'T! I'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO OTHERS
......AWW THE WISDOM THAT COMES WITH AGE.......PATIENCE GRASSHOPPER! ;)
WHUT ?? DID YE HOLLER SUMFING ? DANG, ME HEARING AID IS MALFUNCTIONING AGAIN ...
:p
SURE!!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'VE HAD ENOUGH SERIOUS THREADS FOR ONE DAY!!
LET'S GET NAKED AND HAVE A PARTY!!!!