A (former) friend just picked up the picture of my wife from my desk, waved it at our new secretary and asked her "Don't you think Duncan's wife is far too good-looking for him?"
Tellingly, she refused to answer. :rolleyes:
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A (former) friend just picked up the picture of my wife from my desk, waved it at our new secretary and asked her "Don't you think Duncan's wife is far too good-looking for him?"
Tellingly, she refused to answer. :rolleyes:
What a prat!!! I'd go ****ing mental me :(
Didn't you post a pic of your better half waaaaayyyy back?
If I remember correctly, it could be be now considered as a mis-repersentation of Duncan.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
What a prat!!! I'd go ****ing mental me :(
Didn't you post a pic of your better half waaaaayyyy back?
*Tip toes out before getting a slap
Well, I wasn't particularly amused. One less pint I need to buy on my birthday, though. :)
I did, way back in the "what do we look like" thread. To be fair to him, he probably has a point. :cool:
Too slow.Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
If I remember correctly, it could be be now considered as a mis-repersentation of Duncan.
*Tip toes out before getting a slap
*SLAP*
:p
Yeah, public shows of humiliation always itches my arsehole too :(
I remember an old "friend" asking me in front of loads of mates if I had married "Tiny" yet... I ****ing lost it with him later.... not good on my part, but it annoys me, specially when he smells like a gibbon....
Yeah, public shows of humiliation always itches my arsehole too :(
I remember an old "friend" asking me in front of loads of mates if I had married "Tiny" yet... I ****ing lost it with him later.... not good on my part, but it annoys me, specially when he smells like a gibbon....
HA HA HA - Love it!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
specially when he smells like a gibbon....
If he'd been taking the piss out of my better half rather than me, there would have been a serious explosion. As it was, I just settled for being a little, um, cutting in response. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Yeah, public shows of humiliation always itches my arsehole too :(
I remember an old "friend" asking me in front of loads of mates if I had married "Tiny" yet... I ****ing lost it with him later.... not good on my part, but it annoys me, specially when he smells like a gibbon....
Luckily we don't have any piss taking ******s where I work.
:)
I can imagine you explading Dunc..... herein lies the reason I don't **** with you :D
Knowing how cutting you can be, I'd like to have heard that.:DQuote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
As it was, I just settled for being a little, um, cutting in response. :cool:
What DO you have?Quote:
Originally posted by Guru
Luckily we don't have any piss taking ******s where I work.
:)
5 of my project team of 15 people are serious brownnosers... I mean, professional. 2 make me laugh, 1 has a ****ing big, loud, and uninteresting mouth, one is a plastic paddy ( :rolleyes: ), 2 jocks, and the rest are my bosses
Me? Meek, mild-mannered me? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
I can imagine you explading Dunc..... herein lies the reason I don't **** with you :D
I'm gentle and lovely, I am. :)
I would've gone ballistic though ...
Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
5 of my project team of 15 people are serious brownnosers... I mean, professional. 2 make me laugh, 1 has a ****ing big, loud, and uninteresting mouth, one is a plastic paddy ( :rolleyes: ), 2 jocks, and the rest are my bosses
Well....
Fackin' Ladaners :rolleyes: :D
Well, I don't think he'll be doing that agin. :)Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Knowing how cutting you can be, I'd like to have heard that.:D
Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
5 of my project team of 15 people are serious brownnosers... I mean, professional. 2 make me laugh, 1 has a ****ing big, loud, and uninteresting mouth, one is a plastic paddy ( :rolleyes: ), 2 jocks, and the rest are my bosses
Well....
Fackin' Ladaners :rolleyes: :D
Perhaps you need to ask my colleages if any piss-taking ******s work here! ;)