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Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old.
One said: "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making a sandwich."
Another said, "And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down."
"Oh well, I don't have those sort of problems, touch wood," said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding, "That must be the door - I'll get it."
The version I heard was US - CanadianQuote:
Originally posted by honeybee
The version I read has a Canadian lighthouse involved, not the Briton. And they are extremely polite, which adds to the fun. The last line in that version reads "Your call." instead of "f_ck off".
Certainly not crap though. ;)
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http://www.forces.org/humor/files/arrog.htm
I just did a search on google and guess what it was also a conversion between the British and an Irish lighthouse as well!
http://www.voy.com/37698/8.htmlQuote:
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a British Naval ship and an Irish signals operator, off the coast of Kerry, in October 1995.
another version is a conversation between 2 Americans
:) Either way, its a good crap joke..errr. crap good joke....Buggrit, I'm off to the pub.;)
Sorry to kill the joke totally but it was all bollocks anyway :)
http://www.snopes2.com/military/lighthse.htm