Mendhak

Convert me to Jesus!

For I am a shallow-minded individual.

His real name is Vernon

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Convert me to Jesus!

For I am a shallow-minded individual.

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And an absent-minded one as well :p. There was only one Jesus, and he died about 2000 years ago. If I were to 'convert' you to Jesus, I'd have to kill you. That won't be too good for me the next time I go job hunting. :)

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
His real name is Vernon

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Whose, Jesus' or Bonkers'

Mm... Vernon Christ....nah.... Vernon Gudd ?

And Vernon spoke ...

ooh ooh Wally... /raises hand dramatically... where did Vernon come from? arrghh mammary lapse... was it Far Side? Southpark? arrrghhhh help me find salvation...

a whàt lapse ? :p

Separation Anxiety???


Now answer the bloody question god or no sacrifices for you!!

Big Vern from Viz :confused:

Mendhak: your reply does not give the impression of someone who is a Man of God :(
I thought Jesus is alive :confused:

It was a Bill Hicks (who ?) joke FFS. Now start that bloody sacrificing already :mad:

Jesus is not alive. He's dead. But he WILL return.

simple no?

No.

ok

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