Dictionary for womens personal ads

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May 8th, 2002, 02:29 AM
chrismitchell

Dictionary for womens personal ads

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish......................... 49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
Educated......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
Emotionally Secure........On medication
Feminist.........................Fat
Free spirit......................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former slut
Fun...............................Annoying
Gentle...........................Dull
Good Listener...............Autistic
New-Age......................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
Poet...............................Depressive
Professional............... ...Bi*ch
Romantic.......................Frigid
Social............................***** like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous....................Very Fat
Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
Widow...........................Murderer
May 8th, 2002, 08:26 AM
cafeenman

I take it you plan to be single for eternity?... seems pretty accurate though :)
May 8th, 2002, 09:14 AM
Suidae

Re: Dictionary for womens personal ads

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Originally posted by chrismitchell
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

I was reading this at work and totally lost it when I got to Social.
May 8th, 2002, 09:16 AM
SjR

What about Solvent? Whats that all about? :)
May 8th, 2002, 09:31 AM
Flustor

lady with GSOH WLTM ad without V large amnt of abbrv. in

;)
May 8th, 2002, 09:34 AM
Ianpbaker

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Originally posted by SjR
What about Solvent? Whats that all about? :)

tight bastard that never goes out and uses coupons at every opertunity :p
May 8th, 2002, 09:35 AM
SjR

Oh.... *mildly disappointed* I thought we had a load of glue sniffers in the area :D
May 8th, 2002, 09:37 AM
Ianpbaker

lol :D
May 8th, 2002, 09:38 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by SjR
Oh.... *mildly disappointed* I thought we had a load of poo sniffers in the area :D

:eek:
May 8th, 2002, 09:43 AM
SjR

Oh I already knew about them ;)

Hows it going anyhoo chuck?
May 8th, 2002, 09:49 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by SjR
Oh I already knew about them ;)

Hows it going anyhoo chuck?

Pretty good thanx, just managed to write a programme to traverse tree structures (like directories). Yayy!!

How about you? BR still treating you rough?
May 8th, 2002, 09:49 AM
Ianpbaker

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Originally posted by SjR

Hows it going anyhoo chuck?

AHHHH, BRUMMIE TALK

*Ian runs away screaming* ;)
May 8th, 2002, 09:55 AM
SjR

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Originally posted by Flustor

Pretty good thanx, just managed to write a programme to traverse tree structures (like directories). Yayy!!

How about you? BR still treating you rough?

Absolutely miserable.... DC didn't even have the decency to bother to turn up yesterday, so I couldn't express my disappointment in his managerial skills (or call him a ****) :D

Joooooooooolie is her usual pleasant self :rolleyes:, actually has laid off me a bit, reckon she's had a spanking ;)

Ian, ya love it really! ;)
May 8th, 2002, 09:59 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by SjR

Absolutely miserable.... DC didn't even have the decency to bother to turn up yesterday, so I couldn't express my disappointment in his managerial skills (or call him a ****) :D

Joooooooooolie is her usual pleasant self :rolleyes:, actually has laid off me a bit, reckon she's had a spanking ;)

Ian, ya love it really! ;)

yalroit chuck? :)

DC has the personal manner of a dead dog. ooh well, I guess it means that noone will have looked at anycode with you. :rolleyes: . Their loss, when no-one can support anything there'll be tears. :)
May 8th, 2002, 10:06 AM
SjR

Des won't be looking at any of my code either - actually, I'm not saying anymore 'coz I know they've both used this site - you never know.....

You know, they couldn't work out how the PT code did anything.... they didn't know what a function was or how they're called or anything - as far as they knew, you accessed other bits of code (subs only) using 'call' and there is no other way :rolleyes:

(ooh got Sandra on msn :cool: )
May 8th, 2002, 10:13 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by SjR
Des won't be looking at any of my code either - actually, I'm not saying anymore 'coz I know they've both used this site - you never know.....

You know, they couldn't work out how the PT code did anything.... they didn't know what a function was or how they're called or anything - as far as they knew, you accessed other bits of code (subs only) using 'call' and there is no other way :rolleyes:

(ooh got Sandra on msn :cool: )

They couldn't figure out the functions!! What a dream they've got in store for them :eek: :D

It'll be a fun couple of months.
May 8th, 2002, 10:17 AM
SjR

If they think I'm gonna contract for them they can think again. Nooooo thanks (well maybe if the cash situation goes bob)

I'm not the greatest programmer in the world (no really, I'm not!!), but for doodahs sake they don't know what a function is. Good luck :rolleyes:

How did he get into this position??? weird
May 8th, 2002, 10:20 AM
Ianpbaker

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Originally posted by SjR

Ian, ya love it really! ;)

With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't :eek: ;)
May 8th, 2002, 10:25 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by SjR
If they think I'm gonna contract for them they can think again. Nooooo thanks (well maybe if the cash situation goes bob)

It's not worth it for the hassle :(

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I'm not the greatest programmer in the world (no really, I'm not!!)

Well.. I can think of at least one person better :D ;)

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How did he get into this position??? weird

By serious brown tounging. I'd rather keep my tounge pink.
May 8th, 2002, 10:33 AM
SjR

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker

With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't :eek: ;)

Aww bless ;)
May 8th, 2002, 10:35 AM
Flustor

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker

With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't :eek: ;)

;) :D
May 8th, 2002, 10:57 AM
Ianpbaker

*Ian Slimes his way off to the next thread*

;) :D
May 8th, 2002, 04:55 PM
bb

Can u clean the dribble off my screen before you go !! :D
May 8th, 2002, 07:54 PM

one more entry

cuddly: see voluptuous
May 8th, 2002, 08:17 PM
cafeenman

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Originally posted by SjR
How did he get into this position??? weird

You know all those people who come to the forums and ask us to do their homework for them? Well, they put this on their resumes:

Visual Basic
C++
ASP
COM
PHP
mySQL
SQL Server
Access
Oracle
HTML
Java script
Etc.

Yet, they don't know how to use any of it. Then the people who tell the truth on their resumes can't get hired because it doesn't have a third of that.
May 8th, 2002, 08:17 PM
cafeenman

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker

With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't :eek: ;)

Men who like women who like men maybe?