!!!!!! Bloody Women Drivers!!!!!!

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Apr 22nd, 2002, 12:35 PM
barrk

!!!!!! Bloody Women Drivers!!!!!!

Driving to the office this morning on the Tullamarine Freeway, I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 130 KPH
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me
(I'm a man)so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

!!!!!! BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!
Apr 22nd, 2002, 12:40 PM
ghost ryder

Re: !!!!!! Bloody Women Drivers!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Driving to the office this morning on the Tullamarine Freeway, I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 130 KPH
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me
(I'm a man)so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

!!!!!! BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!

LMMFAO :D:D:D men are stupid

oh wait, im a man, but i am stupid, so there is no problem :D WOO!
Apr 22nd, 2002, 01:39 PM
Pix

hee hee :)
Apr 22nd, 2002, 03:27 PM
SurfDemon

:) Tee hee hee

Serves the big girls blouse right. He should have been using Big Jim and the twins to steer if he was a real man! All it requires is a little duct-tape, tape the end to the right hand side of the steering wheel. Then attach picture of Maggie Thatcher naked and another of Claudia Schieffer naked to the dashboard. To go right look at the Maggie picture, to go left look at the Claudia one (Does mental check to make sure I got that the right way around - could be embarresing).

Of course good looking women on the street might cause all sorts of accidents, but isn't that always the way.

SD
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:00 PM
beachbum

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:eek:

Tullamarine??? 130KPH???

Katie earns 16 bonus points in her role as honorary Australian... 20 more points are available if you diss those stoopit yanks within the next 12 hours :D
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:06 PM
parksie

80mph? In America? I thought you lot all kept to about 55/60?
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:18 PM
JungleMan

Re: !!!!!! Bloody Women Drivers!!!!!!

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Originally posted by barrk

(I'm a man)

:confused: Katie? Are you all right today?
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:20 PM
barrk

Just exploring my masculine side ;)
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:22 PM
parksie

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Just exploring my masculine side ;)

Are you open to exploring ours as well? :D
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:24 PM
DragonFly

Heee heee heee Parksie :D
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:24 PM
barrk

Doesn't require much exploration......pretty obvious if you ask me! ;) :p :D
Apr 22nd, 2002, 05:26 PM
rinoaheartilly

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
Are you open to exploring ours as well? :D

:D
Apr 22nd, 2002, 06:43 PM

EXPLORE ME!! EXPLORE ME!! lol
Apr 22nd, 2002, 09:24 PM

traffic was bad this morning.

it took me 15 minutes to move 10 m

why do people stop in the middle of the intersection and block traffic in both directions. Useless i tell ya!
Apr 23rd, 2002, 11:18 AM
parksie

Hey, it could be English roads, limit 60, little old lady doing 30 and there's nowhere to overtake..............
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:49 PM
Wynd

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Originally posted by parksie
80mph? In America? I thought you lot all kept to about 55/60?

Yeah, but only when there's police around ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:52 PM
chrisjk

*cough* guess who just got back after travelling several miles at a constant 110mph *cough*
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:54 PM
sail3005

the fastest i have ever gone is 115 :eek:
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:54 PM
sail3005

i a car that is.

600+ if you include airplanes :p
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:55 PM
cafeenman

Driving my Avenger from Heidelberg to Paris I hit 200K (approx 126 mph). My engine cut off at that point and I was still 1000 RPM from redline. Damn governers in American cars.
Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:58 PM
chrisjk

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Originally posted by sail3005
600+ if you include airplanes :p

I went on a 777 once and there was a mental tail wind, we were pushing 660 sometimes. Only another 30mph and you'd be tickling the sound barrier :eek:
Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:00 PM
sail3005

LOL, now thats the need for speed! :D
Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:02 PM
Pix

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
I went on a 777 once and there was a mental tail wind, we were pushing 660 sometimes. Only another 30mph and you'd be tickling the sound barrier :eek:

Did someone mention tickling? ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:05 PM
chrisjk

Quote:

Originally posted by Pix
Did someone mention tickling? ;)

might have ;) ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:15 PM

I once drove at 300 mph

(Who can guess whats wrong here)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:28 PM
Pix

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
might have ;) ;)

*tickles Chris*

that'll teach you for driving at 110mph :p
Apr 23rd, 2002, 06:49 PM
chrisjk

i deny everything ;)

*puts on tickle-resistant clothing* ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:01 PM
Pix

That's against the rules boyo...I'm gonna have to remove all of your tickle-proof clothing :p;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:02 PM
chrisjk

:eek: ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:04 PM
Pix

muwahahahaha I'll win now ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:06 PM
chrisjk

I have my loyal posse ;)
Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:08 PM
Pix

;)
Apr 24th, 2002, 06:15 AM
Kzin

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisjk
I went on a 777 once and there was a mental tail wind, we were pushing 660 sometimes. Only another 30mph and you'd be tickling the sound barrier :eek:

Chris - if the tailwind was 100mph then you might have been going 660mph relative to the ground but you were only going 560 relative to the air that surrounded the plane (i.e. the same mach number as usual) - unless the pilot decided to put it in a dive that is:D
Apr 24th, 2002, 06:39 AM
rinoaheartilly

Hmm, the fastest I've ever been (with my Dad driving, of course) is 130 MPH, down tthe M4, going through Crosshands, down to Carmarthen
Apr 24th, 2002, 06:43 AM
axion_sa

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Apr 24th, 2002, 06:46 AM
rinoaheartilly

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Brilliant! :D:D:D
Apr 24th, 2002, 06:51 AM
axion_sa

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Originally posted by rinoaheartilly

Brilliant! :D:D:D

/bows with a flourish :D
Apr 24th, 2002, 08:18 AM
chrisjk

Quote:

Originally posted by Kzin
Chris - if the tailwind was 100mph then you might have been going 660mph relative to the ground but you were only going 560 relative to the air that surrounded the plane (i.e. the same mach number as usual) - unless the pilot decided to put it in a dive that is:D

I know, but it sounded more impressive, so leave me alone :p ;)

Still, 660mph is fairly damn speedy
Apr 24th, 2002, 09:07 AM
SjR

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Apr 24th, 2002, 09:16 AM
InvisibleDuncan

:D

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