God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur :cool:
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God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur :cool:
Cable cars have that effect on people.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur :cool:
Standard procedure for a weekend?Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur :cool:
*Ba Boom tish* :)
Wahay man, thats what I like to hear! :)
What, that you can remember, did you get up to ? ;)
ahh just the usual shiat of stubling around sayng "I reeeaaalllly love you" to any Living thing ;) was not feeling like a larger night (I don't often now) so it was double Vodka's and OJ all the way which is good as they don't make you feel quite as bad the next day and your tounge is actually aware of most things :D
:D Sounds like fun! I wish I'd have been there :S
hi vicky :) it most certainly was and was well needed after everything that is happening at the moment. My brother was down for the weekend which was cool as I haven't seen him for a while, so we decided to go out large :)
Cool :cool: Can I come next time? ;)
your more than welcome to join in :cool: ;)
:eek:http://www.vbforums.com/ I can't wait!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
your more than welcome to join in :cool: ;)
I'm saying nothing. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
your tounge is actually aware of most things :D
probably for the best ....... don't want to get furby excited now, do we :D
ROTFL :D :D
Thanks for the mental image, BTW. :mad: :rolleyes:
You must have been in an even worse state than me!
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...859#post947859
christ, I have absolutley no memory of that at all :D
Jesus mate, got it bad!
Mind you, I spent 7 years in the wilderness. Kept meeting the wring birds, then "celebated" after waking up in a coucil block in Charlton (overlooking the Valley football ground), next to a proper minger, the bed had collapsed we were at it so hard, and was woken up by her 2 kids screaming in my ear....
I've got a good mind to tell her that I've had worse mingers :mad:
a single man like me has got to be very careful in hastings as it is single mother heaven down here. it's so bad it's almost become a fashion statement that woman have to go round with a pram and alot of them are not even 16!!!!!. I'm sure I will find Mrs Right one day but I'm not overly bothered about being single.
Ian, surely you want to meet Miss Right, not Mrs Right :eek:
BG - Damn right! Then do what I did, which was to find an old crusty Irish pub, and drink Guinness until I fancied the Barman :D
lol :D think you might be right there :) as long as she didn't used to be called Derek is a big must as well :DQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Ian, surely you want to meet Miss Right, not Mrs Right :eek:
Big Derek, with a muff like a ripped out fireplace ©Mike Reid
You leave my mum out of this!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Mind you, I spent 7 years in the wilderness. Kept meeting the wring birds, then "celebated" after waking up in a coucil block in Charlton (overlooking the Valley football ground), next to a proper minger, the bed had collapsed we were at it so hard, and was woken up by her 2 kids screaming in my ear....
Now you're dissin' me sister!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Big Derek, with a muff like a ripped out fireplace ©Mike Reid
LOL! :D She's noisy too, your mum....
So wide the air moves like bellows (PARP!) - think about it!
LMFAO @ Matt :D
on the subject of ladies, it's getting rather warm up here in London :cool: :D
Come to think of it she said that she needed her ceiling painting . . .
as in Fanny Farts? Always pleasant :eek:
Ian, yeah, even better is the warmth, then sudden gusts of icy winds... does wonders to a nipple that...;)
the peanut smugglers are in abundance at the moment :D
!! But it isn't off games day until next Tuesday :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
Come to think of it she said that she needed her ceiling painting . . .
Better than yo-yo smugglers!Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
the peanut smugglers are in abundance at the moment :D
never heard that one , but I think I can just about work it out :rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
Better than yo-yo smugglers!
Seriously though you hafta love that sunny weather - brings out the best in a lady dontcha think. Although at times it's difficult to talk to their faces!
sure do. It's quite funny, there is this girl here in the office, she's quite short but has a rather large pair of breasticles. when she comes round to my desk for some help, I turn round to be presented with them at my eye level. it's a hard life :D
Has she had the benefit of some Ian-lovin' yet?
'fraid not as she is engaged, so it's eye candy only ;)
Hmmm I do miss working in a co-ed environment...
well you've always got Gary's Lovely Man breast to ogle at :eek: :D ;)
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
Seriously though you hafta love that sunny weather - brings out the best in a lady dontcha think. Although at times it's difficult to talk to their faces!