Welcome to the Hotel vbforums

On a dark desert Super highway
Cool bytes in my hair
Warm smell of Heatsinks
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering site
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the browser window
I heard the groans
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a thread
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the forums
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of posts at the Hotel vbforums
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Bonker Gudded
She's got the Curry Stains
She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
That she calls friends
How they post in the forums
Sweet summer sweat
Some Post to remember
Some post to forget
So I called up the Admin
Please bring me my Ban
He said
We haven't banned anyone here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel vbforums
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

polls on the ceiling
Attachments on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the Forum Feedback
They gathered for the feast
They flame it with their steely tounges
But they just can't get the beast to leave
Last thing I remember
I was running for the X
I had to find the link back to the place I was before
Relax said the Admins
We are programed to recieve
You can log out any time you like
But you can never leave

You mis-spelled tongues

... and you mis-spelt mis-spelt. :p

I think it deserves a round of applause ;) :cool:

welcome to the Hotal VbForums, Good evening i am your host
you are the lucky one i chose
i have seen blood many times before
good evening i am your host

see the little girl in the paking lot
sits down by my side
ruins my life and then she smiles as she sings
when we were young you were the one
now we are old you're out of control

good evening i am your host
just stick your coppers in the float
i'll whisper words of caustic cabaret
and then i'll take your heart away

see the little girl in the paking lot
sits down by my side
ruins my life and then she smiles as she sings
when we were young you were the one
now we are old you're out of control

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
For crying out loud, you post a semi- funny thread and you get **** loads of post of how you spell a miss spelling remark. De Farm, I thought you said you said you were leaving for good, Ironic don't you think :rolleyes:

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Is that English irony or American irony.:cool:

*Kicks Glen in the Nads*

hb, are you feeling alright, as things like that normally go straight over your head, there's hope for you yet ;)

*1 octave higher* I only asked.

I would like to say how much I've missed DerFarm.


I really would like to, but.........:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by DerFarm


Nah, not for etymology. I'll only accept the Oxford English.

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okay

http://www.askoxford.com/dictionary/spelt1
http://www.askoxford.com/dictionary/spell1

Ian...

I don't know how I missed this the first time...
but very very good hehehehe...

Currently the story of my life....

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She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
That she calls friends

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:D

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Originally posted by honeybee


:D

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You mean Jethro? Figures ... ;)

*runs away quickly*

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yeah.. of course..he's top of the list :D

they probably just added spelt because people mis-spelled it so many times. :eek:

BTW Ian i really liked the song! :cool:

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
On a dark desert Super highway
Cool bytes in my hair
Warm smell of Heatsinks
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering site
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the browser window
I heard the groans
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a thread
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the forums
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of posts at the Hotel vbforums
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Bonker Gudded
She's got the Curry Stains
She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
That she calls friends
How they post in the forums
Sweet summer sweat
Some Post to remember
Some post to forget
So I called up the Admin
Please bring me my Ban
He said
We haven't banned anyone here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel vbforums
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

polls on the ceiling
Attachments on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the Forum Feedback
They gathered for the feast
They flame it with their steely tounges
But they just can't get the beast to leave
Last thing I remember
I was running for the X
I had to find the link back to the place I was before
Relax said the Admins
We are programed to recieve
You can log out any time you like
But you can never leave

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Your musical talents are amazing Ian