Sorry to all our Irish Compatriots

Two Irishmen are sitting in the bar having a few pints and a conversation get's brought up.

1: here, paddy have you heard of this thing called logic
2: logic?, what's that
1: it very good. Have you got a goldfish ?
2: Yes
1: so logic tells me, if you've got a goldfish, you've got a goldfish bowl
2: it's true, it's true
1: so logic tells me, if you've got a goldfish and a goldfish bowl, youv'e got kid's
2: it's true, it's true, carry on
1: so logic tells me, if youv'e got a goldfish,goldfish bowl and kid's you've got a wife
2: it's true, it's true, carry on
1: so logic tells me, if youv'e got a goldfish,goldfish bowl, kid's and a wife, you don't need to masterbate
1: that is so true, i've got to tell O'leary about this

So paddy goes other O'leary and says

2: Oleary, have you heard this thing called logic
3: logic?, what's that
2: it very good. Have you got a goldfish ?
3: No
2: so logic tells me your a ******

:D

...and last week you were telling me to be careful!!:D

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Originally posted by RSINGH
...and last week you were telling me to be careful!!:D

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:confused:

lol :)

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Originally posted by Ianpbaker


:confused:

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I refer the honorable gentleman to his first post.

here

;)

:D

Yes I can just see Colin Powell asking Ariel Sharon "Have you got a goldfish" and nodding sagely "I though so" when he gets the answer.:D

tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe tip toe

SWINNNGGGG

KKKKRRACKKK!!!!


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Originally posted by RSINGH


I refer the honorable gentleman to his first post.

here

;)

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Me the 13th earl of bakershire, Honrable, with my reputation ;)


Gaff, you giving me a kick in the nads is like a breath of fresh air, all be it a very sharp breath followed by a wheeze ;)

Hay Ian, they closed the noodle shop you know :(

Arse :( I liked thta place and have been there a few more times since you introduced it and I could remember how to get to it ;)

WOuldn't have thought it was to do with money as that placed was packed every day :confused:

Naw, business was good for them; the building is beign pulled down, so ALL the shops around there are suffering...

yet another big land coperation buying it up to make another block of offices ?

I think it may even be an alturistic venture; knock down teh 70s Widdecombe style and erect a naughties Kylie stylee...


Could be talking ****e though :rolleyes:

lol. if you fancy a laugh, check out post race and my current situation now :)