to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!
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to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!
We even installed a little railroad to so they won't be bored! An alien theme park in the making!
Now .. what should we serve them ??
Katie is a good treat !! :D :D :D
Apparently they only abduct Californians. :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!
The aliens do not eat the concierge! They are actually quite polite....except for that one incident...which is best forgotten :(
Areyou abducted ? Find out ..
http://www.abduct.com/survey.htm
I have probably not been abducted.
:)
6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.
At least that's what they want me to believe!! :eek:
LOL ... I am getting mad laughing at this thing..
Look what a photoshop hack of a man taking a piss... can trun in to...
http://www.abduct.com/aaer2/r2.htm
Clear photographic evidence of aliens...what more convincing do you need?!?!?!? :eek:
I can see you military people are full of great ideas:p
You bet!!!!!!! I just hope they appreciate all we've done for them and stop by often enough to pay for the building cost!
Lol so you're assuming they'll have a few American dollars on them? Interesting...
I think knowledge is the commodity we're after...not US dollars.
Get them to tell you how to make fat-free chocolat cake! Then the US will remain supreme forever:D
Gee...and I was thinking of asking them some silly question like "How do we develop a clean burning, renewable energy source"...your question is much more practical ;)
Someone seriously has to get their priorities straight:D
I don't know what I could have been thinking! :p
I scored 5...Quote:
0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.
Too bad, Parksie...maybe they'll get around to you next time!:)
Yeah, they probably got stuck when they tried to get my brain, far too big.
Then again it could have been my ego they had problems with :)
Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in! ;)
Ain't nothing going up there without a fight :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in! ;)
0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.
:D
you've all been abducted from your home planet and placed on Earth. you just cant remember because you've been brainwashed. Some people have been over brainwashed
no missing link by Dan Bern
they look for the missing link
there's no missing link
they'll never find the missing link
there's no missing link
we're not something you can figure out
with an equation
we are the genetic mutation
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
darwin tried explaining it, darwin did
the best he could
evolution, pretty theory,
but how could darwin know
that aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
how else explain fax machines
how else explain computer enhancement
how else explain fiber optics
how else explain mozart
we do not belong here, this planet
was a terrarium
intergalactic broken home, have to go
to outer space
and one day find our daddy --
how else explain pay at the pump
how else explain limited access freeways
how else explain digital remastering
plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo
michael jordan
religion, astronomy, astrology
that looks to the stars
we do not belong here
this planet was a terrarium
seven billion bastards
screaming for our daddy
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
they ****ed the monkey
etc.