Two Japanese sewage workers had an affair, but it didn't last...
They were just Nips that passed in the 5hite
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Two Japanese sewage workers had an affair, but it didn't last...
They were just Nips that passed in the 5hite
Why do you spell it 5hite and not 5hit...???
I know about the arse vs. a$$ thing... but 5HITE??? how do you pronounce that? sh - ai - t? :eek:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DELETE IT BEFORE GAFFER SEES IT.
5hit doesn't rhyme with night - I think;)Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Why do you spell it 5hite and not 5hit...???
I know about the arse vs. a$$ thing... but 5HITE??? how do you pronounce that? sh - ai - t? :eek:
It rhymes with night...Quote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Why do you spell it 5hite and not 5hit...???
SNAP! - sort ofQuote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
It rhymes with night...
When its cold does anyone use the phrase 'its pearl harbour'?
SNAP.Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
It rhymes with night...
When it's hot does anyone use the phrase 'It's Souvlaki' ?Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
When its cold does anyone use the phrase 'its pearl harbour'?
/hides from the Gaff Wrath
/Places a large arrow pointing at Wally.
*over here*
/Puts on crash helmet and body armour
/mulls again over the striking resemblance of Ranj and Richard Reid, Shoe Bomber Feller:
http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2002/04/12.jpg Richard Reid http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2002/04/12.jpg Ranj
/Strokes chin and contemplates dastardly revenge
The only Dastardly thing in my life is Dick Dastardly and his wretched pigeon :)
The most intelligible thing you've said today, Ian :p
damn it, I thought I would have gone the whole day :(Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
The most intelligible thing you've said today, Ian :p
But am I right about the Ranj/Richard Reid comparison?
oooo, revenge revenge revenge :D:D:D:D
No you bloody well aren't!!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
[B]But am I right about the Ranj/Richard Reid comparison?
Gaff - got the PM, but your Mailbox is full. Did you get my e-mail back??
There was a 'plane loaded with Nissan gearbox parts flying into Sunderland when one of the cargo doors fell off and a few crates fell out.
Later on the news, they said it had been raining Datsun cogs.
:D
... there was this guy, who, everytime he broke wind, it came out "Honda!".
He went to dozens of doctors, even a few vets and a gynae for good measure. Alas, to no avail. Then a Harley Street man suggested this wonderful physician in Tokyo, so the guy thought "Bugger it" and cashed in his savings to fly off to Japan. (Bupa wouldn't cover it, see.)
He walked into the guy's room, and immediately out came a massive "Honda!". The doc says "That's easy, you've got a rectal abcess."
Guy goes "Holy Moley, I flew 1/2 way round the world, cashed in my pension, you take 5 seconds and don't even examine me? How do you know?"
Doc goes "Easy! Famous Japanese saying: 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'!".
Jeez Jim, those two jokes have got to be at least 20 years old!
:rolleyes:
But it's da way oi tell'emQuote:
Originally posted by Guru
Jeez Jim, those two jokes have got to be at least 20 years old!
:rolleyes: