jesus ****ing christ :rolleyes:
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jesus ****ing christ :rolleyes:
jesus christ!
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/Trucker.JPG
jesus h christ!!!
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/Juggler.JPG
It's hard to believe anyone would buy that crap isn't it?:confused:
have you seen the site?
Yes, is it a piss-take and I'm just very gullible?Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
have you seen the site?
I don't think so, but I have been caught out before, to much vitriole from our younger yankie bretherin... :(
The guy's picture kind of makes it real...
I can believe it :p
I'm currently staying in a rented house with pictures of angles all round the living room :o
*begins to print off pictures*
'Land of the free.....'
Free from any semblance of common sense.:eek:
What kind of angles, right ones?:DQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I can believe it :p
I'm currently staying in a rented house with pictures of angles all round the living room :o
*begins to print off pictures*
Sorry couldn't resist that.:rolleyes:
Superstar... no hold on...
Why is Jesus always represented as a slight, straight haired,
cleanly bearded hippie?
The man was a carpenter. I have yet to see a carpenter without
SERIOUS scars on the hands....if not the face.
Most of them wouldn't know a razor if it jumped up and bit them.
:confused:
Karen and Richard never had scars on their hands
LOL & :rolleyes: @ Bonker at the same time :p
Was Karen that singer who used to hide behind the microphone stand?Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
:confused:
Karen and Richard never had scars on their hands
I'm sorry, but that picture scares the living **** out of me. What's he supposed to be - a serial killing hitch-hiker?Quote:
naw, Dunc, "he's always with you"
This is just plain wierd:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Fhorn.JPG
Yeah, but could you imagine looking in the rear-view mirror and seeing that grinning buffoon? Yikes!
And why does he look like he's going to steal that horn?
There's some funny **** going on here :confused:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...restRanger.JPG
Jesus even helps you scew :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
There's some funny **** going on here :confused:
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He looks like he's going to give the lumberjack a fisting....
I don't recall any Bible stories about Jesus being sans legs. :confused:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Golfer.JPG
And here - is he going to roger her or choke her?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Barber.JPG
A demi-god? :p
LOL!! :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
A demi-god? :p
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I'm *****ing telling you, you'll never get it in from there.
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10 points for the old granny in the zimmer frame.
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Jesus could operate his new puppet one handed.
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Do it ... become the new Sweeny Todd!!!
http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3981.jpg
[Boy] Hey mister give us our ball back!!!
[Jesus]Ha ha ha. Bloody short-arses.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Dental.JPG
Go on, drill him again! Serves the b*stard right for not believing in me.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Farmer.JPG
We can sneak up on the cows by hiding behind this hay. Watch them crap themselves when we jump out!
Especially this one is good : Getcher party supplies here and party all night with all those wacky priests !
Fun is probably a sin :rolleyes:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...G/Preacher.JPG
Hey look four eyes. Everyone's leaving. Man you must be boring.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i.../Secretary.JPG
Your right! This internet porn is great. And look, with these robes I can touch myself in a special way with no-one noticing.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/student.JPG
Go-on, just a quickie. I know you need the cash.....
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG/Cook.JPG
Desperate Dan waited eagerly for his Cow Pies.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i.../Guitarist.JPG
Alice Cooper having nightmares
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/i...PG/Surgeon.JPG
"The leg bones connected to the .... errrr .. something"