Why don't people who believe in re-incarnation leave all their money to themselves when they die?
Why did god create something as beautiful as women, and then spoil it by giving them voices?
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Why don't people who believe in re-incarnation leave all their money to themselves when they die?
Why did god create something as beautiful as women, and then spoil it by giving them voices?
I've another question.
If god supposedly loves us all, and created this lovely wonderful planet for us to live on, then why did he create filburt1 and put it here too ?
Did God create Himself or did we do that ?
If you go by the explanation from "Black & White", then we did.
Easy on the brews plender :p
Nah I'm serious :)
Black & White is a game : www.bwgame.com in which you play, well, God.
And in the cutscene at the beginning the voiceover says a god is created everytime someone calls to one or requests one or something like that
Playing God, my favourite passtime ;)
(I do know B&W, you know. Even played it once or twice. Thank god (sic ! ) for people like Peter Molyneux)
Why do women use so much toilet paper?
I don't know any that do.Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
Why do women use so much toilet paper?
But um well they have to wipe after they pee, so I suppose they'd use more than us there anyway
In my experience I could probably cleanse an elephants genetalia with the amount of toilet paper my wife and daughter use.Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
I don't know any that do.
But um well they have to wipe after they pee, so I suppose they'd use more than us there anyway
LOL :)Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
In my experience I could probably cleanse an elephants genetalia with the amount of toilet paper my wife and daughter use.
Thats odd though.
Because my girlfriend doesn't use all that much really.
Do they take long to take a piss /
No, it has always surprised me how quickly women can empty their bladders.Quote:
Do they take long to take a piss /
In the morning, especially after a good night out, I take ages.
I don't know, I suppose womens toiletry habits will always be a mystery to me. A strangely attractive mystery but a mystery non-the-less.
Oh you should go in and watch.Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
No, it has always surprised me how quickly women can empty their bladders.
In the morning, especially after a good night out, I take ages.
I don't know, I suppose womens toiletry habits will always be a mystery to me. A strangely attractive mystery but a mystery non-the-less.
Thye get a very weird looking face on them :)
I do, but when I watch my wife the last I want her to do is wipe.Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Oh you should go in and watch.
Thye get a very weird looking face on them :)
Oh dear I don't know if I should submit this.
Yeah why not.
Anyone know what the collective noun for freaks is? Is it a clutch, a barrel or a ****load?
I think I need to use it.
A me of freaks?Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Anyone know what the collective noun for freaks is? Is it a clutch, a barrel or a ****load?
I think I need to use it.
You posted it...Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
I do, but when I watch my wife the last I want her to do is wipe.
Oh dear I don't know if I should submit this.
Yeah why not.
and I quoted it :D
It all happens soooo quickly :p
Hmmmm.... A Glen of freaks.Quote:
Originally posted by GlenW
A me of freaks?
Yes, that'll do.
Yes!!!! Fame at last I'm a collective pro-noun.:D :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Hmmmm.... A Glen of freaks.
Yes, that'll do.
You could go to the other extremeQuote:
Originally posted by GlenW
In my experience I could probably cleanse an elephants genetalia with the amount of toilet paper my wife and daughter use.
My 5 year old daughter is a bio-hazzard. :eek:
She never uses toilet paper , never washes her hands never flushes the toilet and sucks her thumb constantly.:(
A brae of shitheads ;)
and your family doctor is a millionaire by now..:pQuote:
Originally posted by Guru
You could go to the other extreme
My 5 year old daughter is a bio-hazzard. :eek:
She never uses toilet paper , never washes her hands never flushes the toilet and sucks her thumb constantly.:(