It must have been done before but here goes:
No, it won't hurt.
The cheques in the post.
In your mouth? of course not.
No! not a drop, dear.
I've had a vasectomy.
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It must have been done before but here goes:
No, it won't hurt.
The cheques in the post.
In your mouth? of course not.
No! not a drop, dear.
I've had a vasectomy.
I'll be right back
Don't worry I have one
I know where I'm going
No, you don't look fat in that dress.
No, I don't think your sister has nicer breasts.
SD
I swear to you love.. I don't know these women!
Its not what you think. Honest.
don't worry the cops can't catch us...
trust me baby its 10 inches long ....
I'll return it tomorrow, I promise.
Yeah, I love you too.
no i havn't been drinking tonight ... officer
As a corporation, we care for our customers...
Windows 98 will have LESS crashes.
It wasn't me. I swear.
Of course I wouldn't cheat on you.
No officer, this isn't your wifes underwear in my mouth.....
... how many times has this happened to me :rolleyes:
SD
This is the best thing that has even happened to me.
No. No. Two minutes is perectly normal for a guy.....
:)
and the all-time classic :
"We'll call you"
Honest it's a breathaliser. Now hurry up and blow mam!
Hehe, made me laugh.. It's a bit rude so I'll leave you to click on the link instead of displaying it.
made me larrf :D
Good to see Mr Baker's famous at last. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Jamagei
Hehe, made me laugh.. It's a bit rude so I'll leave you to click on the link instead of displaying it.
Hello there, I have an appointment to see Duncan. What's that you say, why am I holding this baseballbat ? I'm his plastic surgeon.Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Good to see Mr Baker's famous at last. :p
any way, 25c is way too classy for me, I would be lucky to get a dime :rolleyes:
Come on up - I need all the help I can get.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Hello there, I have an appointment to see Duncan. What's that you say, why am I holding this baseballbat ? I'm his plastic surgeon.
Yes, i'm listening
I'll do it later