IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.....
A man was walking home alone late one
night when he hears a......
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the
middle of the street towards him.....
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
him....
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man.....
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.....
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping towards him....
The man screams and reaches for something, anything ...
but all he can find is a bottle of Benylin in the medicine cabinet....
Desperate, he throws the bottle at the coffin ...
.. the coffin stops.
:)
