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Your annual vice bill: £534.56
Of which Government takes: £243.65
(Duty + VAT)
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Your annual vice bill: £534.56
Of which Government takes: £243.65
(Duty + VAT)
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Your vice bill is £2772.80
of which the Government takes 1445.03
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Strewth!
Do you smoke Ian?
Or are you permanently pissed... ;)
Both :D
:eek: Jeez - I'm paying £1267.76 in ciggie tax alone:eek: I better get a fooking comfy hospital bed.
yeah, I know that feeling mate. I did the maths, 20 a day at 4.45 = £1619.80 a year of which, 1267.76 is tax :eek:
Jings! :eek:
I'm soooooooooooo glad my wife and I both gave up. There's no way we could afford it now.
I'll post my alcohol bill once I recover from the shock.
Too right!!Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Jings! :eek:
I'm soooooooooooo glad my wife and I both gave up. There's no way we could afford it now.
I gave up gave up smoking 10 ½ years ago and used the money I saved in the first 4 months to buy a decent sound system.
I've still got it now; lasted somewhat longer than cigarettes would have.:)
Your annual vice bill: £1925.38
of which Government takes: £1382.92
I must be slacking :p
Your annual vice bill: £7355.86
of which the Government takes: £0.00
Thank God hookers and cocaine aren't taxed. :)
:D :DQuote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Your annual vice bill: £7355.86
of which the Government takes: £0.00
Thank God hookers and cocaine aren't taxed. :)
IE5 crashed why I entered my last result :(
Total was about 4,800 though - dunnot what the tax was...
I need a stiff drink.
eh?Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
I need a stiff pink one.
:confused:
Spot the contractor!:rolleyes: :)Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Total was about 4,800 though
...or the alcoholic!!!
That can't be right - I don't booze THAT much - I'm stoned most of the time :confused: And I only smoke 5 -10 cigs a day....
6581 of which the goverment takes 2710.
bugger.
td.
Is that for real?Quote:
Originally posted by tumblingdown
6581 of which the goverment takes 2710.
td.
Can you itemise it for us?
Total Vice Bill - 4892.50
Mr Brown takes - 2166.66
Hucking Fell - I'd have to earn ~9000 to finance that (40% tax).
mmm, it's not all doom and gloom though:Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Total Vice Bill - 4892.50
Mr Brown takes - 2166.66
Hucking Fell - I'd have to earn ~9000 to finance that (40% tax).
The Joys of Life
aaaaah *sigh :)
Which VBW member could this be.
Mullet Man
Name: Mikie Williams
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Age: 13
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Location: Small Nondescript Town, Ontario, Canada
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What is your favorite animal? Why?: I love snakes. My hax0rnet nick is k0br4.
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If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?: I'd buy a huge arsenal of explosive illegal weaponry, don't worry I know how to get this stuff, I have a lot of l33t H4XOR friends who can help me. I'd just GO OFF!!! I'd bomb some federal buildings and ****. They're all gonna pay, I'm ready to SNAP!!
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If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?: I would digitize myself into hax0rnet, where I could live as the deadly k0br4, taking my vengeance on all the stupid companies that won't give me money, and all the jocks that make fun of me and throw stones at me. In cyberspace I would have no form to worry about, no one would judge me, they'd be too busy DYING!!!!
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If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?: Pack up my Dad's assault rifles and ****in' SNAP at school! Hell I might do it anyways. I'm THAT dark and disturbed, I don't care anymore.
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If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?: I sometimes wish I had an ounce of social skills, so that I wouldn't have to play around with all this STUPID ****ING HACKER BULL****!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU KIDS THINK YOU ARE WITH YOUR 'L337' SPEAK ANYWAYS?!?! HUH?!?! *cough...gasp* But no, this computer stuff is cool, hacking is a way of life, a philosophy. It's all that I have...cuz I'm a STUPID PASTY LOSER THAT HATES EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING FOR NO GOD DAMNED REASON AT ALL!!! AGHHHHHHH!!!!!
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I see justin's prodigy is comming along nicely :rolleyes: :p ;)
i'd closed that page, but i did another one...Quote:
Originally posted by Guru
Is that for real?
Can you itemise it for us?
20 fags a day @ £4.80 (emabassy filters) = £1321 tax
25 pints of beer a week @ £2.80 = £893.53 tax
15 bottles of wine a month @ £5.0 £349.84 tax
13 bottles of spirits @ £16 = £104.11 tax
£5 a week on lottery (i don't do it very often, but will occasionaly go and blow 50 lucky dips in one go) = £31.2 tax
total = £6773
Govt takes £2693.3
i think i may cut out that lottery :rolleyes:
td.