To bone or not to bone?

To bone or not to bone?
That is the question.

Not "Who shall I bone?"

there's a saying, great minds think alike, something like that anyway :p

I don't think it is a question of whether to or not, more of the question "How drunk should I get before hand?"

ah, but even when pished you still have to decide the answer to the question "to bone or not to bone"

Almost guaranteed to be yes, alcohol is merely a persuasive measure.

What's that? I'm talking bollocks?

The amount of pints to drink are inversely proportional to the look of the girl on the 1 to 10 scale. In this respect girls alway get a not so bad score. Lets say for every two pints the point is increased by one. 10 being zero pint.

If they were a 1 to start with aiming for 9 pints then after two pints they become a 2 (so that makes 6 pints to go) Two more they become a 3 (which makes 3 pints to go) two more and they are a 4 and you have drunk just the right amount of pints for a class 4 girl.

Any questions?

So if a "chick" was 1, you would need to down 18 bevvies before she become a 10?

No, a '1' chick would never make it to a 10 unless you were seriously drinking and didn't see her until after a certain amount of pints were drunk.

a '1' chick would only require 6 pints to become a 4 (who requires six pints for you to bed them)

I think I am waffling and am going to shut up now. :)

bit too scientific for me :D

since others were trying to be clever

shame they missed the boat somewhat :p