Bitchdom (for the women of the forum)

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Feb 28th, 2002, 03:36 PM
barrk

Bitchdom (for the women of the forum)

When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a *****.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a *****.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a *****.

Being a ***** means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a *****.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. By God, I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a *****, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

:cool:
Feb 28th, 2002, 03:39 PM
parksie

Well, since it means so much to you......

......hey ***** :D :k

(kidding lol)
Feb 28th, 2002, 03:39 PM
barrk

:D
Feb 28th, 2002, 03:45 PM
ghost ryder

i dont think you should take "*****" as an insult

if a guy (or another woman) calls you ***** its obvious they are jealous of you and the fact that your a powerful female

oh and by the by...

Quote:

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

very cool :cool:

and since ill never get this opportunity again, your a *****! :p;):) (u know i mean it in the good way) :p :)
Feb 28th, 2002, 04:18 PM
Pix

Re: Bitchdom (for the women of the forum)

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a *****.

When I stand up for those I love, they call me a *****.

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a *****.

Being a ***** means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a *****.

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.

I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. By God, I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.

And if that makes me a *****, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

:cool:

:cool: :)
Feb 28th, 2002, 04:54 PM

Hey Pres Bush.....jethro reads title of thread...OMG bitchkrieg:eek:

*Jethro runs screaming from the room...
Feb 28th, 2002, 04:56 PM

Jethro finally reads first post

katie your a *****:D So is DF...teehee...got to go...before the vast majority of teen dweebs emerge from behind their pot plants to make comments...

GR.....goats:confused: That's disgusting.... :rolleyes:
Feb 28th, 2002, 04:59 PM
Wally Pipp

You're a big girlie you :p
Feb 28th, 2002, 05:04 PM
Ianpbaker

B = Big
I = Itchy
T = Testicles
C = Can
H = Hurt
Feb 28th, 2002, 05:05 PM
Wally Pipp

Never fails. Just call upon Ian to give a thread that little extra oomph :D
Feb 28th, 2002, 05:08 PM
Ianpbaker

always happy to oblige my dear fella :D
Feb 28th, 2002, 05:09 PM
Wally Pipp

Would that be a personal contribution then ? :eek: :D
Feb 28th, 2002, 05:14 PM
DragonFly

Re: Bitchdom (for the women of the forum)

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman

:cool:

:D :cool:

Count me in Katie......*****,*****,*****,*****,*****:p

ps - I'm sure you're a ***** too.
Feb 28th, 2002, 05:58 PM
beachbum

You've heard the old joke?...

What's the difference between a slut and a *****?

A slut roots everyone at the party.
A ***** roots everyone at the party except you :D :eek: runs away to the potplant again :eek:
Feb 28th, 2002, 06:17 PM
JungleMan

That's great, *****! :D
Feb 28th, 2002, 06:20 PM
DragonFly

Quote:

Originally posted by beachbum
You've heard the old joke?...

What's the difference between a slut and a *****?
A slut roots everyone at the party.
A ***** roots everyone at the party except you :D :eek: runs away to the potplant again :eek:

Bet you've met a few bitches then BB:p

I can still see you behind that bonsai BB

:D :D
Feb 28th, 2002, 06:24 PM
beachbum

I knew Bonsai wasnt a good choice.... and I thought it was a life sized gnome in the photo :rolleyes:
Feb 28th, 2002, 07:30 PM
DragonFly

Quote:

Originally posted by beachbum
in relation to your marital aid ?Katie... go with... life sized gnomes it works for me;)

:eek:
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:13 AM
SjR

Nice one

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk

B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman
:cool:

I'll try to remember that one :D
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:29 AM
mendhak

Bring In The Car, Henry
Brush Its Tyres Clean, Henry
Bet Its Tank Can Hold
Barrels in the Can, Henry

But I thought Cats Hated
Being in the Crazy House

Booo!!! It's The Coo-coo Hag!!!!

:(
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:34 AM
InvisibleDuncan

Quote:

Originally posted by mendhak
Bring In The Car, Henry
Brush Its Tyres Clean, Henry
Bet Its Tank Can Hold
Barrels in the Can, Henry

But I thought Cats Hated
Being in the Crazy House

Booo!!! It's The Coo-coo Hag!!!!

Now, that's just plain weird. :confused:
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:38 AM
mendhak

other expansions for *****, Invisible.

Just trying to show that, um... bitches are, um...

ok, that is weird.
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:43 AM
SjR

Desirable, Irresistable, super-Sexy, such-a-Cutie, she is oooo Ooooooo ooooooo

wrong one :rolleyes: :p
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:45 AM
InvisibleDuncan

LOL :D
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:46 AM
Ianpbaker

still think my definition is the most true :eek:
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:47 AM
InvisibleDuncan

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
B = Big
I = Itchy
T = Testicles
C = Can
H = Hurt

So someone's actually hit you with big itchy testicles? I'm not sure you should be announcing that here.
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:54 AM
Ianpbaker

I have perfectly good explanation for that. It's because .....errrrr ......... and when I was laying down and .......ummmmm ........ Look it's an eagle

*Ian runs out of the office and get's the first cab he can find to gatwick*

;)
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:58 AM
mendhak

an eagle? where? where?

***hops for cover***
Mar 1st, 2002, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I have perfectly good explanation for that. It's because .....errrrr ......... and when I was laying down and .......ummmmm ........ Look it's an eagle

*Ian runs out of the office and get's the first cab he can find to gatwick*

;)

*Terrorists had hijacked the plane, one points at Ian and screams get down *****.....

SjR

With my spelling abilities it wouldn't have made a difference:eek: