ive decided to prowl the posts lookin for stupid quotes and funny sayings....and then put them in the quote in my sig
right now i jave chrisjk's "bread" statement :D
BUT IT COULD BE YOU!!
you have been warned
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ive decided to prowl the posts lookin for stupid quotes and funny sayings....and then put them in the quote in my sig
right now i jave chrisjk's "bread" statement :D
BUT IT COULD BE YOU!!
you have been warned
Schwitz mix! My goose is in need of a free chub.
your immune to this raab, coz i could use EVERYTHING you sayQuote:
Originally posted by Stefan Raab
Schwitz mix! My goose is in need of a free chub.
That makes me safe then, unless you are including miss spellings, (what a horn bag):rolleyes:
The Best of George.W.Bush
"Marijuana? Cocaine? I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
Rueters, May 5, 2000
They have miscalculated me as a leader."
"Actually, I, this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about, when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not to uphold the laws of the land."
Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 27, 2000
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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
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"We want our teachers to know how to teach the science of reading, in order to make sure there's not this kind of federal cufflink."
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"I was raised in the west. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
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"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."
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"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000
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"I understand small business growth. I was one."
New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000
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Bush: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciséis de Septiembre, and ..."
Matthews: "What's that in English?"
Bush: "Fifteenth of September."
[Dieciséis de Septiembre = Sept. 16]
Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
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"Reading is the basics for all learning."
Announcing his "Reading First" initiative in Reston, Va., March 28, 2000
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"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."
Meet the Press, April 15, 2000
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"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."
On discussions of the Vietnam War when he was an undergraduate at Yale, Washington Post, July 27, 1999
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"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read, I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."
Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
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"The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas."
To a Slovak journalist as quoted by Knight Ridder News Service, June 22, 1999. Bush's meeting was with Janez Drnovsek, the prime minister of Slovenia.
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"I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking."
Salinas, Calif., Aug. 10, 2000
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"States should have the right to enact reasonable laws and restrictions particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live."
Cleveland, June 29, 2000
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"I think we agree, the past is over."
On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."
Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."
In an interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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"It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."
Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000
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"I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university."
Today, Feb. 23, 2000
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"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have, he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"
Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
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"I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some, some doctrine gets subscribed to me."
Meet The Press, Feb. 13, 2000
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"I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less, I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people."
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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."
Speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were," he said. "It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."
Iowa Western Community College, Jan 21, 2000
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"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses."
At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000