Just wondering.
Lets say one's phlegm were to be sortof hard, stringy (to the point that it can get trapped in the plug hole of your sink like women's hair can etc.) and um is brownish with bits of red in it ...
... would that be a bad thing ?
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Just wondering.
Lets say one's phlegm were to be sortof hard, stringy (to the point that it can get trapped in the plug hole of your sink like women's hair can etc.) and um is brownish with bits of red in it ...
... would that be a bad thing ?
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Originally posted by plenderj
Just wondering.
Lets say one's phlegm were to be sortof hard, stringy (to the point that it can get trapped in the plug hole of your sink like women's hair can etc.) and um is brownish with bits of red in it ...
... would that be a bad thing ?
if thats ur plegm bro, id go see the doc, if u know someone with plegm like that, take em 2 see the doc
sounds pretty ****ed to me
Yeah thats me for the past few days.
And um well yeah I've to give a french presentation at 4 and I havent written it yet. Its ten to 3 now so I'm too busy to see the doctor... and im busy tonight and tomorrow so I suppose I'll go the day after tomorrow...
If you smoke a lot, that can be normal... if not... *gaffer backs towards the door...
*** :confused: "brownish with bits of red in it" :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
If you smoke a lot, that can be normal
Nope. Don't smoke :eek:
Yeah it just doesn't look right at all :)Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
*** :confused: "brownish with bits of red in it" :eek:
Kinda a cross between brown and creamish... um and some blood yeah...
Have you been snorting marmite and strawberry jam sandwiches?
Not recently no ...Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Have you been snorting marmite and strawberry jam sandwiches?
Do you suffer from bleeding gum ?
I knew clicking on this whilst eating would be a bad idea...
:p
plendy, hate to worry you bach, but i'd go and see a doctor as soon as you can. You've probably got a chest infection, but, when i've got a chest infection, the phlegm tends to be green. Hope you're ok, good luck in your french cariad
Sounds to me like you have Irreversible Prison Broom Botty syndrome... quite common in Ireland :D
If it's any consolation, I'm not at my healthiest at the moment. My phlegm's a kind of cream with a consistency like warm putty. It also won't go down the plug hole so it now goes in the bowl.
Blood's not a good sign. If you've been vomiting a lot recently then it's not too bad but if not, I'd trot into A&E (I don't like quacks).
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
My phlegm's a kind of cream with a consistency like warm putty. It also won't go down the plug hole so it now goes in the bowl.
Nice innit? :D
I was ill about a fortnight ago, got over it and just got ill again now.
I'm sure it's the aircon at work pumping germs from 800 people around the place all the time. :(
The air con at our place is like that, but our team sit right under the terminal pipe, so every molecule of ****e exuded by the peasants throught the 12 miles of office and corridor in our building gets dumped on our desks. To make it works, its broken, so its either pumping out freezing cold air or a warm, damp tropical breeze.
I think industrial action is the way forward :D ;)
Right its not gotten any better.
There's a lot more blood in the phlegm now... so I think its time to visit the doctor.
I got a bad cold and then a chest infection about 2 months ago, and I don't think it ever completely cleared up. And this just feels ten times worse.
If you die, can I have your Riverdance CD's?
Don't have any im afraid :)
... I hope MethadoneBoy (Bob) knows where the doctor in trinity is koz ill be ****ed if i do ...
dat michul flaturly, 'e is da rite fat minga now, I see's 'im in me chip rapin' paper, 'e as bin at da pi's an' me chips, dat batty boy
A conversation about phlegm and blood degenerates into a conversation about michael flatly... ;)
i is takin' yous is not likin' dat minga flatterly
This sounds like something horrible, like TB or something. I hope it's just a passing thing- maybe too much Liffey Water maybe?
I'd have cancer or radiation poisioning or my dick'd fall off if I swam in the liffey ;)
I've an appoitment for the doctor tomorrow morning at 9am (GMT) so I'll let you all know what happens :)
i agree with kovan conversation in this forum has turned to **** :D.
You've never actually seen the Liffey, have you? :)
I have been rather fancying myself as a bit of a phlegm hue connesu- connysewer- conessuire-...expert.
I regard any respiratory expulsion to be substandard if it a) fails to stick to glass and b) takes less than 8 minutes to expectorate from your orifice of choice.
For example, two years ago I had a really bad cold and [THE FORUM MODERATOR HAS REMOVED PART OF THIS POSTING DUE TO ITS UTTERLY REPULSIVE CONTENT]. Industrial solvent soon removed it though.
So your red blotchy excretions are nothing in comparison.
As a matter of fact the phlegm does stick to glass and ceramic (and requires the tap to be run for about 5 minutes to make it unstick), and normally takes about a half hour to get it out of me.
I'm not joking neither!
Until you get fixed up, make the most of it.
Cough up all over a piece of canvas, and call it a work of art.
Previous history in Australian galleries indicates they will pay a pretty price for anything remotely resembling art.:p
Considering that Ken Done is famous I would have to agree with that Pickler! :p Jamie, u are being punished for your sins
Ain't you got a doctors appointment about now?
If you die, can I have your porn collection?
I dont think that the police look kindly on the type of animal porn that Jamie is into... :eek:
Righto peeps.
Back from el doctor.
Bassically he doesn't know exactly whats wrong either.
So there were two options, a longer stronger course of antibiotics than I was on for my chest infection (that didn't clear up back in december), or to get a chest x-ray and hock up as much phlegm as I can into a sterile cup so they can analyse it in a lab.
So I've to spit loads of crap into this little jar, they'll grow it in a culture to see if there's anything nasty in it.
Then I'm also getting a chest x-ray to... well im not sure what for, but im getting one anyway.
FUN! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Righto peeps.
Back from el doctor.
Bassically he doesn't know exactly whats wrong either.
So there were two options, a longer stronger course of antibiotics than I was on for my chest infection (that didn't clear up back in december), or to get a chest x-ray and hock up as much phlegm as I can into a sterile cup so they can analyse it in a lab.
So I've to spit loads of crap into this little jar, they'll grow it in a culture to see if there's anything nasty in it.
Then I'm also getting a chest x-ray to... well im not sure what for, but im getting one anyway.
well heres hopin ya get better soon man!
*raises glass of....errrmmmmmm....lucozade* :D
Pint 'a bulmers thank-you kindly, and a southern comfort and coke for the lady :)
:)
im listenin 2 zeppelin right now...and im bored as ****!! this board is movin as fast as homer simpson in "capture the flag" :D and i cant go home coz i dont wanna walk in the ****in rain...so ive been here since 9am...
had a hour maths lecture about differentiation and the chain rule :eek:
now im just ****in around til 12pm when i have a java lecture...THEN i can go home at 1
(im sure u really wanted to know that ;):rolleyes: )
Uhn differentiation.
Differentiation by rule, or using the product & quotient rule ?
And the chain rule ... hmm I remember that from maths. What's it about again ?
nah we aint usin the quotient stuff yet
its a lil revision since we did this at the end of last term...but im SO **** at maths...lol
chain rule is when you differentiate and equation with more than one function