Need an English translator

Can somebody go through...

http://mally.stanford.edu/principia/principia.html

and explain me in plain english and in lay person terms, (Kedamanese strictly not allowed :p, the point here is to make me understand.)

What Theory of Abstarct objects or Principia Metaphysica is and what the hell does

http://mally.stanford.edu/icons/theory.gif mean ???

Hey! Thats my Hangover from last night!
:D

Nope, can't help. I DO recognize the x = y part, but I don't want to get near any of the rest of it! It looks LETHAL!!!

-Sorry
-Lou

To understand this stuff you might need a one semester course after taking a few prerequisite courses to warm up.