Just recieved an internal Email that our boss want's to talk to all of us at 3pm. hopefully it's me being paranoid.
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Just recieved an internal Email that our boss want's to talk to all of us at 3pm. hopefully it's me being paranoid.
Uh-oh. :eek:
Probably nothing important, but it does make you nervous...
Make sure you're on here at 3:10 to tell us all you're still employed. We do worry about you, you know. ;)
:D
it's probably just my over active imagination. I've now sorted everything out with my employment problems,as in My boss wanted to keep me on and we've come to an agreement although I haven't signed anything. so My over active brain has popped up the idea that it was just a cover story and that the company is going down. very stupid really and as you said, it probably is nothing :)
You'll be reet.
But if you get sacked you can come and work as my cleaner.... :)
Ben, I'd rather clear out the countries worse Sess pits than work for you ...... hang on your house is one of the worse sess pits, Oh silly me :D :p ;)
That's 'cess' you ignorant sherry guzzler!!!! :rolleyes:
And I'll have you know that I've just had some nice cream carpets fitted - so nuh!
nice lace doilies on the coffee table ?
Hey, Ian, it pays to be paranoid. Who knows? Maybe your boss is trying to pull an "Enron":eek: ???
Edited.
Bonkey, second dibs on the electro shock gear...
Pulls BG off....
...electric shock treatment...
So, you saying it could have been leather sofa's bananas?
Fukkit - I'm not standing for language like that!Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
I have no kids and no pets so I can get away with cream carpets and leather sofa's....
*Twats Arbiter with a sodding great trout*
Nah - for it to be correct it must be singular, so it would have required an article.Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Technically it could be grammatically correct, it just depends upon what the "...." is.
/Gaffer drops a Bubbleliciois on the ground...
SCRAMBLES!!!!
Right, that's it pig******!!
*looks around for InvisibleDuncan*
Ummm...
*spots the trout hanging in the air, and sprays beetroot juice in the general direction*
Let's see you hide now, VisibleDuncan! Mwuhahahaha!!!
I think you'll find that 'leather sofa' is actually my housemates nickname, so the sentence would have been...Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Nah - for it to be correct it must be singular, so it would have required an article.
I have no kids and no pets so I can get away with cream carpets and leather sofa's not that messy anyway.
*convinced he's back in 'Nam Ben leaps under the table screaming "INCOMING!!!!!!!" *Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
/Gaffer drops a Bubbleliciois on the ground...
SCRAMBLES!!!!
lolQuote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
I think you'll find that 'leather sofa' is actually my housemates nickname
See Ben, I told you, he's ****ing LETHAL (despite the fact he's mixed past tense with present tense without a how's yer father...)Quote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Nah - for it to be correct it must be singular, so it would have required an article.
Tell me about it!
My cheek(s) are still stinging from that slap with the trout!
You should see him in real life. 7 foot 3, and if you let ANY double negatives slip, he's on you quicker than **** out of a goose....
well, I'm safe for now. THe meeting was about how the company is going to progress in the next 6 month's. It could still got tit's up but things are looking more promissing.
Sorry; I'm usually fine with dubious grammar, but I have a thing about apostrophes. For the record, though, I think it should have been:Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
I think you'll find that 'leather sofa' is actually my housemates nickname, so the sentence would have been...
I have no kids and no pets so I can get away with cream carpets and leather sofa's not that messy anyway.
:rolleyes:Quote:
I have no kids and no pets so I can get away with cream carpets and Leather Sofa's not that messy anyway.
BTW - You were a bit harsh with that beetroot juice. My eyes are feckin' killing me. :(
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
...month's.... tit's....
Good to know you're safe, Mr PB. Hang on while I get my trout back from Arbiter, would you?
LOL, I was expecting the capitalisation, but I couldn't really do anything about it at that stage - claiming my house mate was called 'leather sofa' was the only thing I could think of to get out of that tricky predicament. :D
Anyways, I had to use the beetroot juice as it's hard to find someone who's invisible! Still, you're the one dispensing the pain with aquatic creatures!
PurpleDuncan,
I wouldn't bother picking Ians grammer and spelling apart - you'll be quoting him all day!!
Ian,
What the company needs is more people like you to make it profitable again! :)
Oops, I didn't accidently on purpose put a few in by mistake did I :rolleyes: :p :DQuote:
Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I'm grinding my teeth down to tiny stumps because of you. :rolleyes:
My New Year's resolution was to stop grumbling about spelling and grammar in general and apostrophes (or "apostrophe's", if you prefer :rolleyes: ) in particular. It wasn't especially long-lived. :o