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Birmingham.
Nuff said.
Pee
***? Is she serious? She wants to be bought like a *****?
Hmm.... That's a worrying sign. What if it's not her?Quote:
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Erm, guys, she also looks like a moose?
Exactly - which is why I'm surprised the bidding got to 10 million on eBay before it was pulled for being inappropriate. Also sounds like she has no life or personality.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Erm, guys, she also looks like a moose?
She's not that bad. I wouldn't pay 10 mil for her, but she's not a moose.
...takes d'ffrent strokes to move the world I guess - not my type...big ass (34"!!!!)
Is so:p Bear in mind - take away the smart clothes and make up, that's what you'd wake up to!Quote:
Originally posted by Jamagei
She's not that bad...she's not a moose.
* Cracks Gaffer on the back of the head*Quote:
...big ass (34"!!!!)
Its ARSE
34 is not a big arse. Nothing wrong with having something to grab on to. And as for the make up thing and clothes thing. Underneath she could have a really fit body and her face isn't that bad. Lets face it we have all seen a lot worse. I mean LOTS worse.
At that price, I wonder if you get a full inspection or a test drive??
and in response to the thread question....
I would pay tree fitty.
Mmmm, seen, but not touched.. ;) :D
Anyway, it's all about personalities.... that what my wife's minger girlfirend says anyway...
*Kicks Ranj up the ASS
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Erm, guys, she also looks like a moose?
"aaaarrrrrrr keviiiinnnnn" grotesque japser Carrot type accent...
in the "morninga" ........
don't forget, Ebay is American... & they don't know the birmbingumba accent.......:)
Too frigging heavy on the eye paint too...trying to diguise the black rings....
There has GOT to be so malfunction/personality dysfunction/odour, or she wouldn't be on QXL... :confused:
Look, how many times do I hafta say it ? SHE"S FROM BIRMBINGUM.....Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Too frigging heavy on the eye paint too...trying to diguise the black rings....
There has GOT to be so malfunction/personality dysfunction/odour, or she wouldn't be on QXL... :confused:
Now I've nothing againt people from there, just the accent doesn't travel. At All.
c',mon, imagine her whispering sweet nothings in yer ear...
"fan-soy a bag o'cheeps "..... mmmmmmmm stiffnin up already...
Urrrrggggg.... :eek:
Wouldn't touch it with my bargepole
:)
I'm with pee on this one. Brummy accent? Is there worse? Suppose she could be a scouser! ;)
The mind boggles!Quote:
, and meet basic health requirements.
:eek:
I'm hurt and offended... we brummie ladies are lovely thank you :p
She's only met Filburt then:rolleyes:Quote:
I would be able to reach as many men as possible and hopefully prove that the Internet is not full of cyber-geeks,
Well....
Someone had to do it! :)
http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornoli...=31&submit.y=6
:D
Sorroi Sjr. Wonna kipper tea?Quote:
Originally posted by SjR
I'm hurt and offended... we brummie ladies are lovely thank you :p
;)
*whisper, my old man's from Brownhills...
Mark, have I just been screwed by my Proxy guys now?!?!?!Quote:
Originally posted by Mark Sreeves
Well....
Someone had to do it! :)
http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornoli...=31&submit.y=6
:D
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Originally posted by Gaffer
Sorroi Sjr. Wonna kipper tea?
;)
*whisper, my old man's from Brownhills...
Actually my dear Haf, the pronunciation of "Tea" should actually be "Toy".
Hope it helps :D (oh, sorry, worng forum :D )
Pee
Is this for real man?
She's a moose anyway, arse too small for starters.
only if you're common :pQuote:
Originally posted by FATBOYPEE
Actually my dear Haf, the pronunciation of "Tea" should actually be "Toy".
*Cough i'm from Harborne ahem*
...oops, mistyped tea....
Bison - Found next to the lavatory
Foil - Workshop tool
Foyer - Burning wood
Freud - Cooking in oil
Loin - Shortest distance between two points
Loiter - Smoker's accessory
Lung - Not short
Mower - Something extra
Moy - Contains 31 days, comes after April
Point - Glass of ale
Poise - eg: Steak and Kidney, Chicken and Mushroom
Rung - Incorrect
Strung - Powerful
Yow no - Assumption of intelligence
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Ok
Which one of you guys bid the 250,000 then
Pee
Gaff
Mark
Paul
hmmmm must be RSINGH ;)
I've already been outbid. I was just hedging my bets in case my 10 million offer for Heidi Klum was rejected. We are talking lira aren't we??:confused:
I'm a married man, Gary, and likely to stay that way if the offers look like that :PQuote:
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Ok
Which one of you guys bid the 250,000 then
Pee
Gaff
Mark
Paul
hmmmm must be RSINGH ;)
As the saying goes
You don't look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire :D
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Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Ok
Which one of you guys bid the 250,000 then
These corporate Diners Club cards are great: no credit limit ;)
She's not a patch on my Labrador anyway!;)
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poking the fire
In Haf-Speak that would be:
Powkinger-tha-foyer then ?
The bidder's really must be up-against-it huh ?
10 million...... imagine, one could purchase the whole of Birmbingum for that amount of money....bound to be a non-brummy worth a poke in that lot......
:eek:
I'm off there to-night to watch a choir :rolleyes:
Why did I say yes :(
That is not a pretty girl.
Which of these d'you reckon she is, then?Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
big ass (34"!!!!)
Arse Race...
I reckon my own personal ad is much better - although I'm still waiting for replies. Don't know how to get the pic to appear though:(
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