the war on terrorism, premiership style!!
Hello, this is the premiership's guide to the afghan war
USA: Man Utd - Utterly Arrogant and motivated by greed. If they suffer
the slightest injustice the whole world hears about it. Leader sees
himself
as bit of a visionary, most see him as bit of a Tyrant.
Al Qaeda: Leeds - Thugs who like to take out opponents behind the play.
Capable of upsetting just about anyone. Leader is a paranoid nutter.
UK: Aston Villa - Trying to move forward having been stuck in the past
for decades. Have a leader who loves the sound of his own voice, full of
rhetoric whilst ducking the important issues.
France: Ars*nal - Perennial bridesmaids. Have a huge armoury but
heavily criticised in the past for misfiring. More likely to bore you to
death
than to be a real threat to anyone. Leader has a habit of turning a
blind
eye.
Pakistan: Chelsea - Trying hard to be one of the big boys, but has
upset large percentage of it's supporter base through its over
involvement
with foreigners. Could soon experience a revolt within its own ranks.
The Taliban: Liverpool - Strict disciplinarians where members are
measured as much by what they wear and do as who they are. Leadership
suffered a bit of a shock recently but clinging to life and always hard
to beat at
home. Very much a bloke's team.
India: Sunderland - A sleeping giant, not a contender at the moment but
with a huge supporter base. Likes to think it's opinion is worth plenty,
yet is largely ignored by non fans. Local derbies can be a bit fiery.
The Northern Alliance: West Ham - An undisciplined rabble in need of
sponsorship dollars.
Israel: Tottenham - Rabid supporters tucked away everywhere and usually
only become vocal when they start winning. See themselves as the chosen
but in reality suffer from an over inflated sense of self. Local
transport
can be a bit dodgy.
Palestine: Fulham - A team currently looking for a home, had been on
the periphery for many years before the mid 90s. Not regarded as a big
contender but has a strong youth policy. Funded by rich Arabs.
Japan: Everton - No attack, last campaign of any note 1942. Big player
financially in the 1980s, however struggling a bit these days.
Iraq: Millwall - Serious hard arses who could be on the way back.
Opponents prefer to see them out of the Premiership. Most of their
neighbours
hate them, they know it, and they don't care.
Russia: - Newcastle - Once a great superpower, recently in decay. Have
chosen some real muppets as leaders.
Uzbekistan: Leicester - Stuck in the middle. Has a bit of an ars*hole
but light on ammunition.
Germany: Wolves - Tendency to self destruct. A strong history but off
the scene of late. Unfortunate uniforms.
Australia: Southampton - Completely harmless. Not a contender. Just in
it to make up the numbers. Supporters are loyal but regularly
embarrassed.
Egypt: Derby - Had a crack at world dominance and though the remnants
are still there they hark back to the glory days. A bit over defensive
and vulnerable up the middle.
Please note that no country can be associated with Middlesborough. The
closest thing was Lebanon but apparently certain parts of war torn
Beirut are bordering on pleasant.
