Evil language!!!
Why can't it be nice and simple?
I miss vb :(
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Evil language!!!
Why can't it be nice and simple?
I miss vb :(
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I'm Miss VB
Yes, you are!!! But I notice you don't wear your crown very often. Is it uncomfortable??
Java is conventional
VB is unconventional - which makes it easier.
Yep, but I don't wear it very often in case they try to steal itQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Yes, you are!!! But I notice you don't wear your crown very often. Is it uncomfortable??
Good idea, Pix. You're a clever one!! I suspect that may be why you got the crown to begin with!!:)
Not very clever though when it comes to Java :(
*tries to sneak out of the room with a mysteious crown shape in his pocket*
"tee hee, im so sneaky!"
"just a minute" katie the security officer stops him and conducts a strip search
;):eek:;)
it's only when she gets on all fours you need to worry
She said Jehova! Stone her!Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
AARRRGGGHHHHH Java!!!
oh, hang on my mistake.
Ow! Who threw that? Get to the back!
:D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
She said Jehova! Stone her!
oh, hang on my mistake.
:cool: this sounds interesting :)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
it's only when she gets on all fours you need to worry
Don't worry - MS are killing it nailing a stake through it's heart and stuffing its mouth with garlic cloves.Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Java
Evil language!!!
And also failing miserably :pQuote:
Originally posted by Kzin
Don't worry - MS are killing it nailing a stake through it's heart and stuffing its mouth with garlic cloves.
You believe that there is something the great god Gates cannot achieve!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
And also failing miserably :p
Sacrilege - *zap* your Windows system will be cursed with the dreaded bloat and will drain your pockets until the blue screen of death comes for you and your hard drive . .:eek: :eek: :eek: Muwhahahahaha
Gates should be made patron saint of technology
And since you can't be a saint until you're dead I vote for an acceleration of the procedure so that he can be canonised forthwith... ;)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Gates should be made patron saint of technology
Kzin - J# mean anything to you? :p It's almost comical what they're coming up with :D
Java is evil!
"Java is the bleeding eyeball of modern programming languages, nobody really wants it inflicted upon them, but they all crowd around to watch it, like rock throwers at a public stoning."
- Wossname, July 2001
Sorry, I was feeling a bit philosophical just then.
Plus it is a bit too much like PocketC for my liking (PocketC rules by the way)
And it's the main langauge I learn for my degree (think we get to do C or C++ later)