A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw....
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A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw....
a fat lady in a bikini
This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she.............Quote:
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini...
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!".
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to....
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up.
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle!
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she...
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she..
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she agreed to sing "YMCA" while juggling policemen and wearing an indian costume...
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she agreed to sing "YMCA" while juggling policemen and wearing an indian costume. The audience went wild and began to rush the stage. Millie was frightened at first but then she noticed........
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she agreed to sing "YMCA" while juggling policemen and wearing an indian costume. The audience went wild and began to rush the stage. Millie was frightened at first but then she smelt Marlon the musk ox standing at the end of the stage, "Mille, I've got some carrotts" said Marlon...
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she agreed to sing "YMCA" while juggling policemen and wearing an indian costume. The audience went wild and began to rush the stage. Millie was frightened at first but then she smelt Marlon the musk ox standing at the end of the stage, "Mille, I've got some carrotts" said Marlon. Marlon knew that the only thing that could calm Millie down was to suck on a carrot. She did this as often as possible. Marlon loved her very much and provided her with carrots whenever she needed them. Marlon and Millie were tired of the disco, tired of the fat lady and all the crowd. They decided what they needed was.........
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A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she agreed to sing "YMCA" while juggling policemen and wearing an indian costume. The audience went wild and began to rush the stage. Millie was frightened at first but then she smelt Marlon the musk ox standing at the end of the stage, "Mille, I've got some carrotts" said Marlon. Marlon knew that the only thing that could calm Millie down was to suck on a carrot. She did this as often as possible. Marlon loved her very much and provided her with carrots whenever she needed them. Marlon and Millie were tired of the disco, tired of the fat lady and all the crowd. They decided what they needed was.........
a BigMac with fries and a huge Coke with chicken McNuggets so off they went to McDonalds, but DAMN, just as they pulled into the parking..
A melon rat and a musk ox lived happily together in the land of mentomontos. One day, the melon rat woke up in the middle of the night, and saw a fat lady in a bikini. This excited the musk ox very much. The melon rat couldn't help but notice the familiar odor of musk eminating from her beloved musk ox. She became very upset so she ran around the room saying, "Help, i'm very upset!". The musk ox, who really did love the melon rat very much, apologized to his sweet melon rat. She forgave him at once....that was until he suggested that they invite the fat lady in the binkini to a disco dance. They played great classics such as disco duck, and even some guy named tom bones malone showed up. Millie, the melon rat, decided to make the most of it. She dug out her platform shoes, did up her big hair and began to do the hustle! She was hustling pretty good until her platform shoes turned inside out and she fell face first into the crotch of one of the Village People. Feeling embarrassed she agreed to sing "YMCA" while juggling policemen and wearing an indian costume. The audience went wild and began to rush the stage. Millie was frightened at first but then she smelt Marlon the musk ox standing at the end of the stage, "Mille, I've got some carrotts" said Marlon. Marlon knew that the only thing that could calm Millie down was to suck on a carrot. She did this as often as possible. Marlon loved her very much and provided her with carrots whenever she needed them. Marlon and Millie were tired of the disco, tired of the fat lady and all the crowd. They decided what they needed was a BigMac with fries and a huge Coke with chicken McNuggets so off they went to McDonalds, but DAMN, just as they pulled into the parking lot, Marlon wet his pants. It wasn't your typical pants wetting either...no, this pants wetting was unique because....
he'd left them in the wash basket in his house. Now what to do, he thought. Ah, there's a London Bobby, he'll help me. "Excuse me.. but can you......