Beeretarianism

I am starting my own food club

Here are the rules

1. No one will consume anything that is not related to beer.

2. No one may own anything intended for eating or drinking
That cannot be made into beer.

3. No beer will be consumed if animals were harmed during the
production process (If you're dog getts hit in the head by falling
beer cans while fetching you a beer from the Ice Box that is ok
as long as you give him a beer for his troubles. This is the only
exception to the rule)

Beer nuts and beer battered shrimp with a little beer on the side, and beer-sicles for dessert.

What a morning-after that'll be.

:)

Hmm sounds like a good club!

MMMMM beer sickles

The following facts prove that Beeraterianism is the way the human race should evolve.

I have drunk beer all my life (okay when I was a little babe we didn't get beer.... though my mum did put whisky in our milk to make us sleep through the night... apparently quite a common occurance in Scotland!), and the following facts are true and undisputable.

Fact 1: I have never had aids! Therefore beer cures aids!
Fact 2: I have never lost a major appendage in farming equipment... therefore beer prevents accidents (apart from pregnancy:) )
Fact 3: I have bedded some incredibly gorgeous women (not so hot in the morning though). Therefore beer is a miracle worker.


Cheers,

SD

Let's all give a big round of applause to BEER.

Quote:

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Originally said by Homer Simpson
Beer...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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:)

Richard Simmons says we've got to work off that beer belly!

Chris, knock it off.

;)

Who's Chris?

Don't play coy with me.:)

I'll send Stefan after you with a big river trout.

Stefan is trying to stay Slim so he is on my side

You will never catch me and my diet plan! Hah!

One of my favourite English dishes!

p.s. Slight variation: Beef and Ale pie.

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