Printable View
I'm sorry, but you can't just put a warning in the title and then post anything you want. Unacceptable content is still unacceptable content. Since I don't have time to read every joke I've taken the liberty of deleting them all.
I've also warned Ghost Ryder that his language was totally unacceptable.
Sigh.... that was predictable.
Predictable, yet surprising ;)Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Sigh.... that was predictable.
Could you say, that his language, was "Unacceptably total"?Quote:
Originally posted by MartinLiss
I've also warned Ghost Ryder that his language was totally unacceptable.
You could say that Total has 100% of 10 vitamins and mineralsQuote:
Originally posted by Stefan Raab
Could you say, that his language, was "Unacceptably total"?
:p
DAMN IT! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE EXACT THING YOU SAID MARTIN BUT NOW I'VE LOST POSTS grrrrrrrrrrr :mad: :mad:
Are they super vitamins? :)Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
You could say that Total has 100% of 10 vitamins and minerals
:p
Sure, whatever floats your boat.
:)
i'll burn the fricking boat!
temper temper chris lets all be nice and run along to smurf land (oh by the way we will all have to hold our breath until we turn blue and then go through a warm wash and then into the drier so that we shrink)
But other than that its smurf land for us grumpy smurf
Dennis, remember that they were posted by HB and most of them were jokes u sort of smile at and say yeah ok. You didnt miss anything. One thing tho, that HB with all his profanity and abuse should definitely be banned. Everything I read of his starts with a very horrible swear word in my part of the world that refers to killing people by chopping them up and putting them down a deep hole with water at the bottom and a little bucket on a string!!! I am mad as hell and I aint gonna take it anymore!!!Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
HB, or anybody, can you pleeeeeeease PM me those jokes? I saw them but didn't have a chance to print them out yet :(
:D
OH MY LORD
why not delete all of bloody chit-chat as it's obious that anything slightly rude or funny cannot be tolerated. Did you actually read any of those joke's martin ? , did anyone actually complain about them, do you actually have a sense of humour ????????????
chit-chat used to be a real good place and have a chat or a laugh. Hell, even john could take a joke about his trip's to france. yes I do agree that some people have gone over the top and that some post;s should be deleted, but over a few jokes, just becuase it's got the word "Dick" in it, christ almighty !!!!!!!!!!!
Oops, I've got the word bastard in my signature, and I slightly degrade women in my Location, I must go and change that right now :rolleyes:
You don't degrade women, Ian; you give them hope that even the elephant woman can pull.
If you're changing your signature, though - sort your spelling out! Now that's really offensive. :p
errm, helloooooo, as i said marty, i was
J--O--K--I--N--G
and chris, i hope u didnt take offense 2 what i wrote, i was just joking (hence the smiley)
:D
Also, ur avatar is offensive to wheelchair bound semi retarded cartoon characters ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Oops, I've got the word bastard in my signature, and I slightly degrade women in my Location, I must go and change that right now
You talking to me?Quote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
and chris, i hope u didnt take offense 2 what i wrote, i was just joking (hence the smiley)
yeah
Chris, I heard him say you were stupid and ugly. Don't worry, I stuck up for you and said u werent really that stupid. :p
oh well, i'm sure it wasn't a real insult ;)
Thanks beechbum, you know who your real friends are in times of personal crisis :D
well good, but i got warned for it!!
im now on my last chance :(
I find sheep offensive.
I find you offensive for finding sheep offensive. you will now be eradicated from the space time continum. Thank you and have a pleasent day.
<-- Baaaaaaa
Is that another WWF wrestler Gaffer? :eek:
yep, sure is, he's called the Taxinator :p
all i have to say is....
Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
Bangin' this bolo tight on this solo flight can't fight alone
Funk tha track my verbs fly like tha family stone
Tha pen devils set that stage for tha war at home
Locked wit out a wage ya standin' in tha drop zone
The clockers born starin' at an empty plate
Momma's torn hands cover her sunken face
We hungry but them belly full
The structure is set ya neva change it with a ballot pull
In tha ruins there's a network for tha toxic rock
School yard ta precinct, suburb ta project block
Bosses broke south for new flesh and a factory floor
The remains left chained to the powder war
Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first
Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
Yes I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
(Guitar solo)
Bare witness to tha sickest shot while suckas get romantic
They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton
Still we lampin' still clockin' dirt for our sweat
A ballots dead so a bullet's what I get
A thousand years they had tha tools
We should be takin' 'em
**** tha G-ride I want the machines that are makin' em
Our target straight wit a room full of armed pawn to
Off tha kings out tha west side at dawn
Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
Make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first
Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain't seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
Yeah I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun
The rungs torn from the ladder can't reach the tumour
One god, one market, one truth, one consumer
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance!
Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we'll never have
Just a quiet peaceful dance for the things we don't have
:D
Nope, a perfect exampled of comdey glasses and specs... :DQuote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Is that another WWF wrestler Gaffer? :eek:
ian, i find your signature offensive
you have been reppppported
Grrrr not that bug again :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
DAMN IT! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE EXACT THING YOU SAID MARTIN BUT NOW I'VE LOST POSTS grrrrrrrrrrr :mad: :mad:
Good for you Kovan :)
just to be on the safe side
i was joking
so if you get told to change it
i had nothing to do with it
i am suprised filburt hasnt complained aboutit
oh wait he cant see it cus he got signatures off
:rolleyes: Pathetic.Quote:
Originally posted by MartinLiss
Since I don't have time to read every joke I've taken the liberty of deleting them all.
Woah SD! Are you wearing those restrictive undies again?! :DQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
:rolleyes: Pathetic.
Judge: The courts are a bit busy today so you, you and you can have 10 years, you life, you a good behaviour bond and you a suspended sentence....Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
:rolleyes: Pathetic.
Clerk: M'lord, that's the jury... :rolleyes:
I know you was kovan, but to be honest, I wouldn't really care if anyone did report my posts, if they had a problem with it, then so be it.Quote:
Originally posted by kovan
just to be on the safe side
i was joking
well in that case ian
i have a BIG problem with the word "elephant" in your location
i have complained and u will be banned in an hour
mwuhahahahaha
:rolleyes: only joking :rolleyes:
I think I'll send the following message to the moderators:
Dear Moderators,
Ian P. Baker has really been offending me lately. His posts are liberally sprinkled with smileys, optimism in the face of impending peril on the job front, and just general mirth. As I read these posts often before I have had my first cup of coffee, they really can be annoying....no one should be that happy when I still have the morning grumbles. Please take care of this immediately!.
Sincerely,
Kathryn Barr
That should take care of you, Mr. MorningGlory!!!!!:p
morning glory
reminds me of yesterday ;)
trust u 2 gutterise this de-gutterised thread katie :D
Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I think I'll send the following message to the moderators:
Dear Moderators,
Ian P. Baker has really been offending me lately. His posts are liberally sprinkled with smileys, optimism in the face of impending peril on the job front, and just general mirth. As I read these posts often before I have had my first cup of coffee, they really can be annoying....no one should be that happy when I still have the morning grumbles. Please take care of this immediately!.
Sincerely,
Kathryn Barr
That should take care of you, Mr. MorningGlory!!!!!:p
ROTFLMFAO (and just in case, the F is "Flipping" :rolleyes: )
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901