Do not use Sarcasm at work

I was getting disturbed at the amount of jingoistic, hare-brained
statements at my place of employement. So I started a poll:

Which Muslim Nation should we attack first?

a: Iran
b: Scotland
c: Iraq
d: Tasmania

of 37 responses:

a: 15
c: 10
b: 3
d: 9

Ozites: Youse is in Kimchee up to your eyebrows!!!

Hey, since when did Tasmania become a nation? We barely consider it a state and deliberately left it off the 'human' map in the Brisbane Commonwealth Games. :p Anyways, their problems arent from religion and are more related to inbreeding :D