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Where's Bonker when you need him? :rolleyes:
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe
OK
Cheers,
P.
*Morning
- Good morning sir. Welcome to the national cheese emporium
*Ah, thank you my good man
- What can I do for you sir?
* Well, I was sitting in the public library, skimming through rode perries(??) by Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
- Peckish sir?
* Surrient
- Eh?
* youll 'ungry like
- Ah, hungry...
* And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd would do the trick", so I curtailed my Walpoling activites, tallied forth, and into your place, to negotiate the vending of some cheesey comestibles.
- Come again?
* I want to buy some cheese
- Oh, I thought you were complaining about the basooky(??) player
* Oh, heavens forbid, I am one who delights in all the manifestations of the (??)
- Sorry?
* Oh, I like a nice choon
- So he can go on playing can he?
* Most certainly, now some cheese please my good man
- Certainly sir, what would you like?
* Well, how about a little Red Leicester?
- I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester sir
* Oh, never mind. How are you on pilsit?(??)
- I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week sir, we get it fresh on Monday
.......
* camonbaire(??) perhaps?
- Ah, yes we do have camonbaire
* You do, excellent
- Yes, it's a...little runny
* Oh I like it runny
- Well it's very runny
* No matter
- I think it's a bit runnier than you'd like is sir
* I don't care how ****ing runny it is, hand it over we all speed.
- Ohhhhhh
* What now?
- The cat has eaten it
......
* Err, gorgonzola?
- No
* Parmisan?
- No
* Morzerella?
- No
* Danish Bimbo?
- No
* Venezualan beaver cheese?
- Not today sir, no.
......
* Have you...SHUT THAT BLOODY BASOOKY UP!!!!! Tell me, have you infact, got any cheese here at all?
- Yes sir
* Really?
- No, not really sir
* You haven't?
- No sir, not a scrap. I was deliberatly wasting your time sir
* Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you
- Righto then
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:mad: Hang on a minute.
Thanks.......that's just what I needed!:D
What do you mean ? I don't think I've ever seen anything sensible on this forum.
Wayyyyy toooooooo manyyyyyyyyy arguments lately!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
You noticed did you ? I apologise for being an argumentative git today. Tomorrow I will be sweetness and light and kind to all people. There's no sarcasm in this thread, it just sounds like it. Blame my sister-in-law for this mood, it will soon pass, once I've told her what I think of her.
humph. I'm going home. See you tomorrow. If I'm in the same mood I'll stay away.
he he that was just plain funny :DQuote:
Originally posted by f¡lburt1
I'll show my face, plug my apps to hell, generally annoy everyone just by my presence...oh wait, you wanted cheering up :rolleyes:
I agree Katie, to many religion threads that end up in an arguments.
now that is nonsense :p
i got the madness. Looka here: If you let yo bang tang down, you got it bigger than a banana beater.