Matthew Gates!!

I like peanuts...

i like grass.

would you like to help me shave my back?

I AM CAPTAIN TESTICLEES!

I like Hairy Balls.

i can't, i am allergic to shaving cream.

Do you like peanut butter on your nuts?

Chocolat?

No more kicks in the nuts. Bill Gates should invent detatchable balls. Then he will be my hero!