Argument for Pre-marital sex

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Imagine: an incredibly handsome guy. A romantic
supper in your favorite restaurant, candlelight. He is cool,
intelligent, rich, he kisses wonderfully, dances like a god,
all your friends are crazy about him, your parents adore him.

He is the man of your dreams.

He asks you to marry him, but there is one but.
No sex before marriage.

You - of course - agree to all. You get the most
beautiful wedding dress, the cake is equally fantastic,
the wedding party is an event of the century.

And then .....

i'm not a woman :D :D

LOL !! :)


Acctually, I dont belive in sex before marriage... :p

u ok simon ?

Si, is that because you don't believe in it or because you can't get any ? ;)

What's wrong with that picture anyway, that's normal isn't it ?

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Originally posted by Paul Warren
What's wrong with that picture anyway, that's normal isn't it ?

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:D :D

...I just dont... is that a problem with anyone?

Dont you have urges like the rest of us ?

Si, stop being such an argumentative tw*t :rolleyes:

I aint being argumentative, Paul :confused:

Jamie, never!! ;)

Sorry mate, I thought you were looking for someone to disagree with you and so start an argument.

My most profound apologies Si.

No I wasnt, and dont worry about it, its just one of my beliefs... thou im not "religious"

Right so,

you meet some girl in a pub or disco or something.
the two of your are locked out of your heads.
yiz stagger back to her flat.
things start getting hot, and she takes off all her clothes.

you'd refuse ?
(provided you hadnt married her earlier in the evening)

1, That dont happen to me. :( hehe

2, I refuse.

She's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Beautifully tanned and slim body. She's absolutely gagging for it. Begging for it. She's totally naked and willigling suggestively.

There's no ****ing way you'd say no ;)

Maybe you wouldnt, but I would

thou im already with the most beautiful girl i have ever seen :p

And I bet you havent even fiddled with her !

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Originally posted by plenderj
And I bet you havent even fiddled with her !

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No I havent, she has got sorta the same beliefs to me and I respect them as she does mine.

I wouldnt be able to live like that.
I admire your conviction :)

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Originally posted by plenderj
I wouldnt be able to live like that.
I admire your conviction :)

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Thanks. :)

Well, that's your opinion and fair enough :)

I'm not bothered but I can see how some people might be.

PS: Mark - :D

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Originally posted by chenko
she has got sorta the same beliefs to me and I respect them as she does mine.

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Bloody hell - you're going out with Britney? Good going! ;) :D

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Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Bloody hell - you're going out with Britney? Good going! ;) :D

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Eh no, britney's a ****ing slapper !

I thought she was famously virginal - despite internet evidence to the contrary. :confused:

Well just look at the way she does her songs etc.

"Oops I did it again".... for **** sake....

True enough. I don't think she could ever be described as "wholesome". :rolleyes:

How do you know you've got the best if you haven't tried the rest;)

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Originally posted by RSINGH
How do you know you've got the best if you haven't tried the rest;)

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:eek: What, all of them?

Even when I was young I didn't have the stamina. :(

Now thinking back to last month, I went on a bit of a riding-spurt for about a week. I only managed 350 women.
I just couldnt go on.

Its a dirty job but...:D

;)

And if your girlfriend catches you ogling other women, just reply:

There's nothing wrong with window shopping....provided you don't follow up with a ram raid!:cool:

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Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
Bloody hell - you're going out with Britney? Good going! ;) :D

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funny! :mad: