Was just browsing round for MIDI programming resources, and at http://www.borg.com/~jglatt we have the following comedy disclaimer::DQuote:
WARNING! This Web Site contains pictures of bare male and female DIN connectors, as well as explicit talk about "dumps with handshakes". Before continuing, you must be an adult, preferably one who isn't a hypocritical U.S. legislator who sponsors a "porn" bill while he's cheating on his spouse with an illegal alien prostitute whom he pays (using taxpayer's money) to spank his swollen buttocks with a rolled-up copy of The New Republic.
