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      <h1>ThinkGeek :: Customer Fortunes</h1>        
        
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So, you wanna see what people say aboot us, eh? A lot of people send in their comments and thoughts, not only about our site and our products, but about a very wide variety of things. This page is our local fortune file that will randomly select one of the many customer-submitted comments and present it to you for your reading pleasure (or horror, as the case may be).
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Whilst thinking about larger issues, I tried to find the exact location of ThinkGeek. I soon arrived at the conclusion that it sits atop a giant tortoise. This led naturally to the ponderment of where that tortoise sits. Luckily, before such philosophy could turn dangerous, a bengal tiger came and ate the tortoise. The moral of the story? Uh ... green's my favourite colour?

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