Challenge The Master of PC Industry Dissing Names

[JungleMan]

can u think of any?

Intel: Inhell (In Hell)
Compaq: Crappaq, Comcrap, or Crapcrap
eMachines: evilMachines
Hewlett Packard: Hewlett Crappard
PC Chips: PC ****s
Hitachi (hard drives): ****achi
Gateway: Gay Way (my fave one!)
Rambus: Scambus (HE HE HE!)

[denniswrenn]

Computer Acronyms
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PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN It Still Does Nothing

SCSI System Can't See It

DOS Defective Operating System

BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM I Blame Microsoft

DEC Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs

PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics

COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers

RISC Reduced Into Silly Code

[filburt1]

Netscape: Nutscrape
Internet Explorer: Internet Exploder

[filburt1]

Oh yeah, the classing Windows: Winblows.

[JungleMan]

Originally posted by filburt1
Internet Explorer: Internet Exploder

You dissin IE M0F0??????

It's MSN Exploder

[filburt1]

No, IE is cool. I got it from here: http://www.dumbentia.com . There's a lot of funny stuff there.