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Thread: Hahahah!!! Girls Cannot Drive!!!!

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    I guess then that a Canadian woman is a cross-breed of terror

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    Did anyone see about that parking-rage incident? I'd LOOOOVE to see the CCTV video of that!
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    No, what happened?
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    Monday Morning Lunatic parksie's Avatar
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    There was a parking space, and two people approached from opposite sides. One woman got partway in but the other drove straight in from the other side and shunted her out

    Can't find an article about it anywhere. It was in Metro yesterday.
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    Yeah I saw that on the news, they showed some of the CCTV then. It was soo funny. I think there was an article about it in The Sun but I can't remember what day it was in

    BTW Men cause more, and are involved in more accidents than women

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    That's only because men get drunk because they have woman problems.....

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    In fact, women cause lots of accidents but they always run away... the injured men can't run away because their car is completely demolished
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