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  1. Jun 26th, 2001, 04:16 AM #1
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    Microsoft Announcement.

    Microsoft Announcement.

    It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several
    copies of a
    Geordie version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as
    Windaz Too Thoosand,may have accidentally been
    shipped out of Newcastle
    upon Tyne, U.K.

    If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may
    need some help
    understanding the commands.
    You will be able to tell immediately if you have a
    copy of Windaz 2000 by
    the egg-timer being replaced by a bottle of Brown
    Ale.

    Also note: The recycle bin is labelled " ****e "
    Dialup network is called "Me mates"
    Control Panel is known as "Fookin' aboot wi the
    settins"
    The hard drive is referred to as "Big roond Gadgie
    wi aall me stuff on it"
    Other features to note:
    OK - Alreet
    Cancel - Fook that bastad
    Yes - Aye
    No - Nee fookin chance
    Go to - Owa theea
    Help - Ah cannit dee it
    Personal folder/My Documents - Me ****e

    Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or
    punctuation marks.

    Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000

    Tipe Rita - a word processor
    Cullarin book - a graphics package
    Addin masheen - a calculator
    Dole 2000 - accounting software
    Porn - Internet Explorer
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  2. Jun 26th, 2001, 04:22 AM #2
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  4. Jun 26th, 2001, 06:45 AM #4
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  6. Jun 26th, 2001, 11:30 AM #5
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  7. Jun 26th, 2001, 11:54 AM #6
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  8. Jun 26th, 2001, 01:43 PM #7
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    ROFLMAO!!

    What is the recycle bin labeled as? the censor blocked it out
    I'm bringing geeky back...
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  9. Jun 26th, 2001, 01:49 PM #8
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  11. Jun 26th, 2001, 02:13 PM #9
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    LOL...maybe some original mind can think of Ghetto Style Windows 2000...
    I'm bringing geeky back...
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  12. Jun 28th, 2001, 03:03 AM #10
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