With all these threads about the Christian god flying around, my god (the beer god) has got angry and demands a sacrifice.

All who are worthy must go out and consume copious amounts of beer to appease him. Go forth my children and spread the word of the lord (over the pavement/sidewalk at closing time).

Anyone thinking of converting will be pleased to know that my god is very forgiving, and has a place of worship in almost every town.

Repent, Repent for the day of jug-ment is here

SD